Manwhore (derogatory) (affectionate)
Manwhore proposes to girl who may be into murder
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todays bird
Keni
Mike Driver
occasionally subtle
One Nice Bug Per Day
we're not kids anymore.
macklin celebrini has autism

titsay
almost home
hello vonnie
The Stonewall Inn

Product Placement
The Bowery Presents
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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Manwhore (derogatory) (affectionate)
Manwhore proposes to girl who may be into murder

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KICK THE CAN!
Letโs play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13ยฝ years now
I try not to fall into the "I never liked their work anyway" ditch when an artist/creator reveals themself to be a terrible person
BUT
a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."
this fandom can be so fucking stupid ohhh my god. "mizi is toxic now" "sua is obsessive now" they always were?? the whole point of alnst/zomst is that they love each other in circumstances that hurt them. they dont love healthily, but it was ALWAYS fucking love regardless. ships do not have to fit into your Cute Healthy Wholesome box
Lmao, this reminded me of a comment I saw on the ALNST subreddit
hey. can someone tell me which character is on qmeng's insta pfp ??
if it's no one... could it be till's zomst design ??!?

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Old Sua art Iโm putting on here bc I want this to get more attention
my god, my universe, Sua ily smm aghhh
First time properly drawing them, it was so harddd (โ *โ ๏นโ *โ ;โ )>
Sua, Luka and Ivan were the ones I struggled with the most, funny thing they're also my favorites xD
The plan is to have these as photocards and badges, I hope they'll turn out cute TuT
Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got peopleโs attention โฆ and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, justโฆ so muchโฆ
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this is somehow incredibly effective tbh
Petition for all advertisements to be shitposts from now on
โI was just trying to get people to stop for a second and see the picture, and then my companyโs name. That was it,โ Oliver King tells the Riverfront Times. โThe two are not supposed to be related, except thatโs my daughter and my company.โ
For some inexplicable reason, not everyone understood that distinction. โI got people calling and complaining, like, โAre you going to kill her? Is she going to kill someone?โ โ says King. โI couldnโt believe that went somewhere in their minds that they thought that was what I was trying to say.โ
(source)
on the one hand, i guess ads for cremation services must be a tricky thing to keep on theme without being too depressing/morbid/etc, so I can see how โjust grab their attention with anything, doesnโt have to be relatedโ would be an appealing advertising strategy.
on the other, i am fascinated by how someone who runs a crematorium โcouldnโt believeโ that people would associate their business with, uh, death.
the โtumblr adโ school of advertisement
Genius marketing tbh
i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!
thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut

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Are you currently suffering from The Character?
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no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.
I love characters that swap one hell for another. Especially if the new hell is actually the old hell but with a different paint job.

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obsessed with the fact that the welcome to night vale guy thinks he invented "welcome to [blank]" and gets really indignant and thinks other people who use that phrase ripped him off. its amazing. its a level of confident i aspire to be.
"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing