Call Me Cow

I wish I could talk to plants (remembers she’s vegan) wait terrible idea post cancelled

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE

Thinking about how red marble stone look way too much like meat

The forbidden blood stone... yummy

The dragon snarled. 'So, another foolish knight has come seeking my hoard." "Actually, I'm an accountant, and I'm here to audit your finances."

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

the great thing about tumblr is that you can meet people you'll vibe with on a level you have never vibed with anyone before and the tragedy about tumblr is that they almost certainly will live in another country

hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but you’re not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. You’re also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck