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I feel like is been a minute since I went on a road trip across the country so who wants to go with me? I promise a lot of weed and snacks, maybe even a karaoke like the Late show guy.

You are 53? Wow man I thought you were actually much older than that, do you have a recipe for all of the ones you took to look like you do now man? Hey man is how you feel and you shouldn’t feel ashamed.

I know you are trying to mess with me but I actually had to stop to think if you were telling the true, nah fam, I am turning 50 this year don’t even start, yeah I am old but I am good with the little I have.

Sounds like a great life for me man, drugs and sex? I mean doesn’t get any better than that but then again you are old now so you probably can’t do that shit anymore.

Today feels like a day to just kick it back and fucking do nothing. Am I right? 

Yea, going on nine months, it’s awful. 

Awe, aren’t you sweet or are you serious? You had surgery?

Ha you wished mate, I can totally get better than you too, I mean I have worked with Beyoncé you know? oh yeah? Shit man, you are cheap as hell.

Oh man, we can’t be friends. I’m kidding I love you. I totally did not just say that. 

How about I just stick to the sex and age gracefully. I doubt I will seeing as I’m not getting any now, but ay, congratulations on looking thirty at fifty. 

I’ve had them wrapped in bacon, not dough. Like what the fuck, it’s so fucking good! Back home, mum wraps them in bacon, I’ve never had them wrapped in dough and I am now addicted to this thing Americans do, it reminds me of a corndog, but it’s not really wrapped completely but kinda looks like a hotdog. I am so making meself hungry now. 

I don’t know about you, but if your daughter tries to hold a rap battle with you and you end up losing, you start questioning your abilities. She is so her daddy. Proud mama. 

Coachella has been so much fun, like you bitches who haven’t gone are missing out. 

Good one mister Shady but I know you are only in your forties and look real nice too so don’t go around adding number to your age, oh, you are funny, yeah those things are bad, I bet you are really glad you put that all behind you aren’t you?