some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days itās nice to see heist culture is still alive
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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$LAYYYTER

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some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days itās nice to see heist culture is still alive

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On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."
As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.
As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.
I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.
May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.
You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea whatās going on or what youāre supposed to be doing
good things will happenĀ š§æ
things that are meant to be will fall into placeĀ š§æ
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
this for real fucking works
Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

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One thing I enjoy about bloodborne is the psychological aspect. If you want to survive the hunt, you need particular outlooks and philosophies to act as psychic insulation against the pervasive madness. The madness isn't arbitrary, it's a tightrope.
You have to enjoy hunting enough that you will not hesitate, but you can't enjoy it too much, or you go blood-drunk. You need to be curious, but sober enough to know when to look away, lest you get brain worms. You need to treat it like a job to the point where you can compartmentalize, but not enough that you're easily manipulated by greed. You have to embody humanity through dress and action, but not so much that you become an arrogant zealot obsessed with purity.
Im not really going anywhere with this, that's just such an interesting way to define your protagonist. Especially for a story so obsessed with gothic excess and uberviolence.
āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Ā
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just canāt risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout thisĀ
I donāt play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
Itās been a MINUTE since Iāve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
One time I didnāt and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card
Reblogging for 2020. Happy New Year, everyone.
Iām not risking it
After 2020??? This shit isnāt a joke!
Iām actually so thankful this popped up right now because I need that and this post always works
To everyone who sees this bc of my dumb ass im sorry but I already have bad enough luck as it is sooo say hi to Madame Zeroni
Never seen this lady before, but not gonna risk it š¤·āāļø
Tintin remembers what comes after 15.
FUCKING HELL ITāS BACK FROM LAST YEAR
This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. Itās almost two years old. Itās beautiful.
listen up yaāll this post is 6 years old now and youāre still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. itās so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if Iām not online, people irl still remind me that itās the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. hereās to the 15th
Hitch being silly
(HE/HIM) šš³ļøāā§ļø
btw every reblog means you squish the mousie
The amount of chub love I see on your blog is amazing and has helped with my body image issues and come to love myself. I will happily hug the mouse if they were OK with it. Honestly ur blog Is amazing.

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I made a tiny little tech priest blorbo for my gfs upcoming rogue trader ttrpg. her name is ϓ30-QT (or Theta if you're normal)
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now iām thinkingā¦.maybe this is the good luck post
ā¦..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.Ā
So you know.Ā
This might be the real one, yāall.
Give salary increase and wfh plz
Would really enjoy work stability
I GOT A FULL TIME $18/hr JOB THE GOOD LUCK POST HAS BLESST ME!!
Espeon
WHAT WAS THIS NOTIF
YOU FOOLS, you've fallen right into my trap. You thought this post was just an innocent picrew chain, made out of the kindness of my heart, but NO. For you see dear mutuals, it was all a ploy, a ploy to get you comfortable.
I know this may come to a shock to some of you, but it is true. I have a master plan, the end goal? Turn you all into cats. Then, with my army of kittys, I will... ok actually I haven't gotten that far yet, but trust me we'll do something super evil like knock paper off of desks or something.
Now that you have fallen for my scheme, I present to you one of many cat picrews. For I am not turning the frogs gay, I am turning the queers into cats and no one can stop me.
Picrew
Tags // @piney-45 @fizzello @ellalily @championofapollo @cr0w-covered0n-m0ss @x-ca1iber and anyone else who wants to take part
THANK YOU FOR THE TAG BETH @trashworldblog THIS ONE SO CUTE !!! AHHH (so sorry i took yours off the reblog but it was v long š everyone go back and look at hers tho it suits her so well !!)
i love the cats š„°š„°
tagging EVERYONE if you see this you have to make one
š„¹ this is so cute i want to be her
i donāt think anyone i know likes being tagged in stuff so just. do it if you want
this is kyra core as all hell so
@fleaspek @rubysparx and @teddystired :}
I donāt normally do these but hell yeah cat army, sure
And uhhhh idk I guess if you people are alive and wanna give a crack at it; @lupineundesirable @ace-up-your-sleeve @burning-sol @screamingsquamousthings @parasiticbrainworms
yippeeee i love these and this is so cute
tagging: @mossroomqĀ @bigshot-furbiestmĀ @godofautismĀ @that-darn-clownĀ @swaggy-skeletonsĀ Ā @radiofullofstaticĀ @diabollicallyangelicĀ @keo-k
Gender LOSES! TRANSGENDE CAT WITCH
Tagging EVERYONE /nf
Oh also special mentions I want to see this
@chonnysinferno @tallyhoot @moonys-chaos @elvirassecretmistrezz /nf
WHATS UP MOTHER CLUCKERS
@m0nst3rslam3nt @misternibbs @no-eyes-yet-but-vibing @losercade @lesbianturrets @leonenjoyer69 @thedarkone121 @therewillbenoromance
HOW DARE?!
@ladyofthebluelight @leonenjoyer69 @lifedrake @no-eyes-yet-but-vibing @leggyleggington @dustmint @leoremin
@ja9-animations @sunset-mp4 @lesbianturrets @echooefrost @crystalryx @h7jfangirl @lifedrake @maleaser @opossumking69 @rbdecepticon17 @wrongivy
AH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! TY TY FOR TAGGING ME! Your cat looks so cool, here's mine:
Tagging: @yappincaxy, @floofyboi57, @verba-writing, @profoundlyhauntedclaws, and anyone else who wants to join in! The picrew is here.
@that-one-enby-onyx @akiwitch @mikathewriter @thetruearchmagos
Ooh fun!
@kimurasato @okazilla @koala2all @your-absent-father
Aki made me do it
@helpmebecomeme @bridgyrose @caffeinatedweeble @akamaru01
@pilot-boi @dicknouget @diddyspice @shadowydogsatpuppies
@helpmebecomeme
@transmechanicus

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(freaky) detective panther girl
This dude funny as hell