I actually like sonic more than shadow

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

*hands you Shadow the Hedghehog*. here, it is dangerous to go alone. take this.

life is just a big game of Can You Tell Which Organ Is Hurting Right Now

game show voice And We're Back With Our Favorite Guests Intestine And Uterus Facing Off Once Again For The Grand Prize

If your rep voted for it? Lambast the shit out of them

KEEP CALLING THE NEXT 935 DAYS