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21 People Who Are Eating Their Food Completely Wrong

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birdloaf

lydia actually did this

kingcheddarxvii

I was sure I was gonna scroll down and the last panel would just be the artist sitting there doing nothing like every other “I’m gonna do a thing” comic I’ve ever seen so suffice it to say I’m very pleasantly surprised

lemonfodrizzlecake

I scrolled pass this like three times already but i only just now got the joke omfg

thepigeongazette

Another day, another shrine in my honor, sigh.

Oh by the way guys, due to my work hours changing, I will temporarily be updating Sunday and THURSDAY, not Wednesday. This should switch back in a few weeks.

pleatedjeans

20 Funny Signs Spotted in the Wild

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Tumblr Gets Deep (21 Pics)

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Outdated memes should be called Memeries

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thanks for the memeries

orenatus

Even if they weren’t so dank

I’m imagining the epilouge but with Neville’s kid instead of Harry’s.

Sensibly Named Child: Dad, what if the hat puts me in Slytherin?

Neville: Then it means you really are a Slytherin. Do you have any idea how hard I begged to be a Hufflepuff? How hard I argued with the hat against Gryffindor? And you know what, it turns out the hat was right and I pulled the sword out of the hat and killed the snake. It's a magical hat and you're an eleven year old who thinks Axe works to attract girls. You know nothing, listen to the hat.

ovadioisdead-blog

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later

sheldontinydino

Tough day at the Sheldon office

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thebrothersjonas

ᗯᕼᗩT? I ᑕᗩᑎT ᕼEᗩᖇ ᑌ OᐯEᖇ TᕼIᔕ ᑕOOᒪ ᗩᔕᔕ ᖴOᑎT

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shencomix

No, I’LL hang up.

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via

slugdogcraft-deactivated2021011

This was supposed to be a dragon, but the arm and wing configuration was bothering me, so now it’s a velociraptor baby. The arms and legs are jointed to the body and can rotate up and down. All the seams are hand embroidered. The body is made of stiffened felt.

What she texts: I'm finw

What she means: I'm fine

hipsters-watch-tv

A Straight: Why do queer people star watching a show only after they see there’s a gay character?

Me:

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