ShaderJackal

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

X3

Lol

Otherwise known as Knuckles is wonderful.

@lolo9000

This always leaves me so weak

*2011 🥴

It’s about four different cuisines in this meal and I don’t think they go together at all 😭

“hm, i’m not sure what word to use in this sentence...” *abandons project for 2 years*

if I had to use my superhuman music skills to lead my gf out of the underworld, I wouldn't glance back against Hades' orders and cause her to remain trapped

rip to Orpheus but im different

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

Your professor was trying to fight God