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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

post oversharing clarity is on the top 3 for most humiliating experiences ever, and it's not in third place

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

there is no platonic explanation for this. there's no romantic explanation either. frankly they just don't like eachother at all

there's a sexual explanation though

another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

are you going to tell her or

her masters degree is in biology

shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

they call me the freaker outer the way I’m always freaking outing

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else