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Can't wait for their collab

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lessthannil

internet cable line accidentally drilled through unknown buried woman

zanta-is-feelin-some-kinda-way

good going, now the internet is haunted.

euronymous4e

Explains the state of things.

huffylemon

thiswaycomessomethingwicked

i love looking at cringe couples shirts and man

man

people realy don’t need to be this bad but they are, somehow

I hate all of this honestly

non-finance related but still wtf worthy:

people apparently choose to wear these things?

like

no one is holding a gun to their heads?

yet people choose to dress this way

dakt37

Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

dakt37

Update! She tolerated wearing a hat for the occasion ✨

tumbwr

xtracts you. fucking extracts you

tumbwr

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thelifeofacactus

Ryan Ross is probably wandering a corn field right now with no idea why he suddenly feels the weight of the world lift off his shoulders

batsdotjpg

u know what would be so sexy. ryan ross feature on the new fob album

orpheuslament

this is how ryan ross can still win

davidsfincher

It’s difficult out there, you guys will understand when you get older.

muc0usmembrane

log in. portray clear signs of mental illness. call 40+ year old actors my besties. log off.

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memewhore

magurosnacks

i tucked him in earlier and completely forgot so when i stood up from my desk to go to bed i got startled by a human sized ikea shark jn my bed

sixpenceee

A phonograph that “reads” and transforms a rock’s rough surface into music | source

stickythings

Listening to Rock music 🪨

the-text-doctor

philomurphy-deactivated20230323

in case you wanted your sword to be a different colour other than purple:

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contrarequialla

who is going to play all the hollywood monster men everyone wants to fuck when doug jones finally returns to his people

contrarequialla

he knows

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somethingusefulfromflorida

kaity--did

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

kaity--did

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

kaity--did

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

inkloom

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

kaity--did

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

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