It's Always Sunny

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Anyone else’s husband buy an iPhone just to track the multiple apple airtags he’s hidden in your stuff, or just mine?

He does know that Life360 has their own version of tags right? And the tracking is much better than airtags

He does it in case I lose my phone or it gets smashed. There’s a tag welded to the inside of my bike that I’m almost 90% sure he had to take off the frame to reach.

I still say that Life360 is better but alright ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyone else’s husband buy an iPhone just to track the multiple apple airtags he’s hidden in your stuff, or just mine?

He does know that Life360 has their own version of tags right? And the tracking is much better than airtags

More of a bratwurst kind of man.

On my laptop actually.

The kitchen is on fire.

Uh. . . And that's my fault how? I definitely didn't use the microwave today.

You left them in the microwave 🤨 and then a recruit started the microwave 🤨 1 + 1 =2 🤨

Yelling at me like I’m the one who started the damn fire 🫩

If I was yelling, you would know. 🥰

More of a bratwurst kind of man.

On my laptop actually.

The kitchen is on fire.

Uh. . . And that's my fault how? I definitely didn't use the microwave today.

You left them in the microwave 🤨 and then a recruit started the microwave 🤨 1 + 1 =2 🤨

More of a bratwurst kind of man.

On my laptop actually.

The kitchen is on fire.

Uh. . . And that's my fault how? I definitely didn't use the microwave today.

More of a bratwurst kind of man.

On my laptop actually.

"I want him" not sexually not romantically but a secret third way (squeaky toy)

i need to just shake him between my teeth until he's limp, that's all. it's all i need. better than any therapy a girl can get.

Why's your son look like you've disappointed him one too many times?

He gets it from me.

Your poor husband :(

Why's your son look like you've disappointed him one too many times?

He truly isn’t being held at gunpoint.

If not gunpoint, then possibly knifepoint.

every day millions of men around the world are shocked that normal looking guys bag baddies with this one simple trick (being an ok person)

He can be a 5 and immediately become a 9 or a 1 depending on his treatment of me.

It said so in the bible

@sgtkgazgarrick Did you ever consider a modeling career before the military? Also, apparently you're mentioned in the bible. Just thought you should know

It said so in the bible

@sgtkgazgarrick Did you ever consider a modeling career before the military? Also, apparently you're mentioned in the bible. Just thought you should know

Oh. Wow. People are definitely brave on here.