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OTP stands next to each other

Teyla: Mother of Dragons, her bath is hot. Steam so thick that the fans can do nothing for a solid hour. Smells of strongly of roses and lavender. Owns several popcorn shaped bath accessories. 

Zelenka: milk baths, candles, essential oils, the works. Classical music blaring in the background while sipping expensive cognac and heavens help those (Rodney) who disturb him. 

Ronon: Prefers his bed over the bath, spends as little time in there as possible. Smells heavily of citrus and occasionally mixes it up with s’mores. Owns a super fluffy rubber ducky print bath robe that he *will* go out in public with. 

John: Jacuzzi jets aimed at his lower back, drinking some odd super microbrew that he probably picked up in Austin or Portland. Stays in till the water is cold only to stumble out and collapse onto the bed. 

Elizabeth: floating candles, bath bombs, super fancy book stand strong enough to support the entire works of Tolkien. All electric devices are OFF as she floats away on the pages of her current Pure Escapism read

Lorne: Loooooooooong showers. Needs the constant stream of hot water on his back in order to live. Axe body wash has been a constant since his middle school days. Usually followed by stretchy pants and yoga. 

Rodney: Mixed up his own bubble bath formula for maximum bubbles and bubble staying. Waterproofed his tablet so he can work while soaking up the suds. Heated towel drawer. Several rubber ducks.

Woosley: Some nights he spends quality time in the sauna with Mozart and a margarita, followed by a freezing shower. Other nights it’s an audio book and Jacuzzi bath. He is not a picky man and likes to mix it up. 

Beckett: Hot and quick, ain’t nobody got time for that. However, on occasion, the bagpipes are a pipin’ and the water is steaming and should anybody disturb him, they get the biggest, most unnecessary needle on their next visit to his office. 

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Happy Birthday, Stargate Atlantis!