society collapsed the moment we let any single beverage cost more than $5

"your teens are about" "your 20s are about" there's no schedule babes

Your 30s are about being older than your 20s but not in your 40s yet.

next week will be the end of january.. february is like 2 days long so march will come super fast and so will easter. summer will come and go, then christmas. basically 2023 is finished happy new year everyone

The sheer energy. The beauty of this woman. The women hugging in the background. The man in rainbow parachute pants. This whole video is art.

me: oh the technique it takes to create abstract art is so precise and — me: . . . o:

I'm sorry what

it’s almost as if Tolkien knew what he was talking about

It’s almost as if Tolkien personally witnessed one of the bloodiest wars in human history and then used that to fuel his writing.

Shaggy isn’t into your, like, capitalist system. 

Almost ripe.

Is this too much to ask?