Mad Rad

you’re in her dms I’m in her astro.com saved charts. we are not the same.

it is always soooo funny to me when people like actually get mad at you or think youre some kind of dumbass for believing in astrology when its like… out of the two of us who is having more fun right now? who is getting a greater kick out of life? is it you, who is trying to convince me that nothing is real and we live in a meaningless universe, or is it me, who is telling you that that is an incredibly virgo thing you just said???

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person