spitters are quitters

alright i’ll give you the play by play. first straddle him and make out for a bit, take off his shirt, and grind your hips against him so he gets hard. lightly pull his hair at the nape of his neck and tug at his bottom lip with your teeth because it feels good and it’s damn sexy. and then kiss from his lips down to his neck, and kiss and suck a little bit, and you can bite him just not too hard. and then continue to kiss him down his chest and his stomach but stop right before you get to the top of his pants and then take them off but leave his boxers on. kiss his lower stomach across the top of his boxers while dragging your fingers up and down the inside of his thighs. then pull off his boxers and kiss up his inner thighs until you get to his balls. lick the line that separates his balls and continue to lick all the way up the underside of his dick until you get to the head, then slowly swirl your tongue in a figure 8 around it and then take it in your mouth and suck lightly. then lick up and down the sides again and swirl your tongue around his head like before and then in one fluid motion take half of his dick into your mouth and slowly come up while lightly sucking to create just a little bit of pressure. you want every inch of him to be stimulated at all times so give him a hand job whenever your mouth isn’t in direct contact with a part of his penis (make sure he’s lubed up with your spit though because the friction from just skin on skin can be painful). lick up and down his shaft, take some of his length in your mouth, swirl your tongue carelessly around his dick, basically just play around for a minute because the anticipation will build up and he won’t be able to control himself when you really get the party started. try not to stick to a pattern though so he won’t know where your mouth is going next, thus intensifying your every movement. also make sure to pay attention to his balls; suck them into your mouth, lick the line that separates the two, and massage them lightly with your hand. eventually make your way back up to his head and act like you’re just going to tease him with some more tongue swirling but instead take his entire length into your mouth, then slowly bob back up (cover your teeth with your lips so you don’t scratch him). once you get to his head push him back into your mouth and as far down your throat you can. (if you have a weak gag reflex, stick your tongue out while deep throating and it’ll help you take a little more). try to find a steady rhythm while bobbing up and down, start off slow and then progressively get faster. every 5 or so bobs, swirl figure 8s over his head just for a second so you can catch your breath and his orgasm can build up, then continue your previous rhythm bobbing up and down. after a while his head will roll back and his breathing will get shallow which means he’s close to his release, so start bobbing your head faster and don’t let his head leave your mouth. also try to push him as far down your throat as he’ll go while using one hand to follow your mouth up and down his shaft and the other to lightly play with his balls. within a minute you’ll feel his penis twitch which means he’s literally about to ejaculate in like .2 seconds. to make swallowing his cum easier, try to keep him as far back in your mouth as you can so it will just shoot down your throat. but if he cums before you’re expecting him to, you better lick up every bit of it, swallow it, and then lick your lips like it was the best thing you’ve ever tasted. do. not. spit. the unpleasant taste goes away in like 2 seconds and trust me the look on his face after you swallow is so worth it, plus you get major bonus points.

It’s gonna be $5.75, playboy.