atoms and void

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

This is Meryton Assembly erasure. They went to the club once at the beginning of the book and the night went so badly that the whole rest of the narrative is the fall out from it.

if you see me getting manipulated by a beautiful vampire do not intervene, i am right where i want to be.

sorry i didn't text you back i replied to the message in my head and simply assumed the telepathy worked

i think everyone should be covered in blood more . for pervert vampire reasons

blood is romantic you guys are just cowards

you do kind of have to actively shape how you feel a little bit. you can't just like, passively wait for the world to impress and inspire you. you have to choose to look for it & you have to choose to find it.

take your feelings out for regular exercise to build their strength and endurance

hot writing tip: when in doubt, choose the most perverted option

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.