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a/n: another 2024 gem, originally written for a request. I had to do quite a few edits on this one and I probably should have spent time doing more š
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want to come over and hang out? we can watch a movie :D
Itās the first thing Hoseok texts Yoongi when he hears it start to rain outside. He knows thereās a fairly big storm forecasted to roll in soon, and itās been dreary all day, but now that itās actually raining and the sky is growing dark, Hoseok canāt help thinking instantly about his friend.Ā Ā Ā
Hoseok hates to be stuck inside due to the weather, but itās Yoongiās favorite thing. Heās not even expecting Yoongi to answer his text, because Yoongi would love nothing more than to chill at home by himself on a Friday night with the excuse of the rain to keep him inside. He can picture Yoongi already, sitting by the window and listening to the rain while he reads a book.
Heās pleasantly surprised when Yoongi texts him back less than five minutes later.
Maybe. I probably shouldnāt though, I think Iām getting sick.
Hoseok frowns and starts typing,Ā
oh no!!! are you okay?
you can still come, I totally donāt mind
or do you want me to come over there instead?
do you need me to get you anything at the store?Ā
After that, it takes Yoongi a longer time to respond. Hoseok feels a weirdly strong sense of concern, but itās just because itās unusual that Yoongiās sick. Hoseok canāt even remember the last time that happened.Ā
Just when he considers calling Yoongi, his phone buzzes.
No, I can come to you, if you really donāt mind.
It takes about fifteen minutes for Yoongi to get there, and Hoseok uses the time to set up the couch with plenty of comfy pillows and blankets and brew a pot of tea. Heās not really sure what Yoongi is sick with, so he still gathers their usual assortment of snacks they like during movie nights too.
He hears a knock on his front door, and then a second later it opens and Yoongi comes inside. He leans his dripping umbrella against the wall, and bends down to take his shoes off. Theyāre soaking wet, as are the bottom of his pants, and his rain jacket is dripping all over the floor of the entryway.Ā
āItās really coming down out there,ā Hoseok comments, peering out the window. He turns to Yoongi, who nods and then lifts his arm up to his face.
āhsch-eh! hshchāiew! Ugh, excuse me,ā Yoongi mumbles, sniffling a little.Ā
He pulls off his hood and unzips his jacket, and Hoseok can see that heās shivering. Even though heās wearing the coat, his face is wet and so is most of his hair.Ā Ā
āBless you. Go change into some dry clothes,ā Hoseok instructs. āAnd if you need anything, thereās plenty of medicine in the cabinet in the bathroom. Tissues, too.āĀ
Yoongi gives an uncharacteristically shy smile and goes to change, sniffling as he makes his way down the hall.
When he comes out, heās wearing a pair of Hoseokās sweatpants and a sweatshirt of his own heād left there at some point, and heās sneezing up a storm, stopping every few steps to sneeze into the crook of his arm.Ā
āhrrshsh-eh! kshāshuh!ā
āBless you!ā Hoseok says, but Yoongi doesnāt even hear him, not even close to being done sneezing.Ā
Hoseok blinks in shock. Heās never heard Yoongi sneeze so much before. āBless you!ā He exclaims, nudging Yoongi in the direction of the couch. āSounds like youāve definitely caught a cold.ā Heās worried, and the worry grows exponentially with each sneeze.
ākshāshuh! hh-ktsch!āĀ
āBless you. Sit down, there are plenty of blankets on the couch. I boiled water for tea, Iāll be right back.āĀ
As he makes his way into the kitchen, he hears Yoongi sneeze twice more. He never noticed before today that Yoongi sneezes in twos, and he finds himself thinking that itās kind of cute.
When he returns to the living room with two mugs of tea, Yoongi is sitting on the couch, curled up under a blanket and sneezing into his sleeve yet again.Ā
āhh-hh-hshch! hsch-eh!āĀ
āBless you. Are you sure youāre okay? We donāt have to watch a movie if youāre not feeling up to it.ā
āIām okay,ā Yoongi replies quickly, chuckling softly even as a blush appears on his cheeks. āItās just a cold. I did take some of your medicine, though. Thank you.āĀ Ā
āOf course. Take as much as you need. Or, I guess, as much as recommended.āĀ
They both laugh, and Hoseok turns on the TV. He sits down on the opposite end of the couch, and heās surprised when Yoongi moves over so heās sitting right next to Hoseok, their shoulders touching. Grinning to himself, he glances over and tries not to be noticeable as he observes Yoongi up close, his smile faltering a little when he sees that he doesnāt look very well at all.Ā Ā
There are dark circles under the older manās eyes like he hasnāt been sleeping well, his lips are dry and cracked, and Hoseok gets a good look at how red his nose is for just a second before Yoongi is covering it with his hand, inhaling sharply andāĀ
āhrRSHSH-eh! HSHCH-eh!ā
āBless you!ā Hoseok grabs another blanket from the back of the couch and spreads it out over both of their laps, still a little surprised at how close Yoongi is sitting. Yoongi isnāt exactly one for physical affectionā or any kind of physical touch, reallyā but he pulls his feet up onto the couch once the blanket is over him, knees bending as he leans against Hoseokās side even more.
Heās quiet after that, slumping more heavily against Hoseok as they watch the movie. Less than ten minutes in, Hoseok notices something; little by little, Yoongi shifts further over, until his head is resting on Hoseokās shoulder, his hair brushing against his neck.Ā
Hoseok stays very still as he processes the surprising unfolding of events. He wonders if itās just because Yoongi is so tiredā he also briefly wonders if Yoongi has a fever or something, because itās so unexpected.Ā
And then, Yoongi pulls one arm out of the blanket, lifts his fist to his nose to rub briefly, and when he puts his hand down he lets it rest so that itās almost in Hoseokās lap instead of his own, his fingers splayed out over Hoseokās blanket-covered thigh.Ā
Hoseok tries very hard to resist the urge to grab Yoongiās hand, or to put his arm around the older manās shoulders, grinning to himself the entire time. He canāt help being excited at the fact that Yoongi trusts him enough to be so close.Ā
Suddenly, Yoongi pulls away a little, lifting his head and turning away from Hoseok to sneeze. āhh-KTSHCH-uh! HSHCHāuh! Excuse me,ā he mumbles, sniffling afterward and rubbing his nose with his knuckles.Ā
āLet me go grab a box of tissues,ā Hoseok says as he listens to Yoongi sniffle.Ā
Heās not sure if Yoongi is reluctant to let him up, or if thatās just in his head, but Yoongi pauses for a moment before he does, sitting up slowly and barely just enough to let Hoseok stand up.Ā
As soon as he returns with tissues and sits down, Yoongi burrows against his side, spreading the blanket back out over their laps and then wrapping his arm around Hoseokās waist.Ā
Hoseok beams.
He keeps the tissues in his lap. Heās not really sure how he senses itā maybe Yoongi sniffles softly, or his body tenses a littleā but Hoseok has a sudden thought to pull a couple of tissues from the box. He passes them to Yoongi at the same exact time that Yoongi reaches over for them.
āTh-thank you,ā Yoongi gasps before letting out a particularly wet-sounding pair of sneezes. āHSHCHāiew! hrrshsh-eh!ā
āBless you,ā Hoseok murmurs, pulling a few more tissues from the box and passing them over. āAre you okay?āĀ
āKSHshuh! hrrshsh-iew!āĀ
With a harsh sniffle, Yoongi nods, but then he sneezes twice more and groans afterward, his face flushing.Ā
āBless you! Your poor thing.ā
Yoongi blows his nose, mumbling an apology that Hoseok brushes off. Once Yoongiās nose seems to settle, they go back to watching the movie, and a couple of minutes later Hoseok feels eyes on him. He glances down to see Yoongi looking up at him.
āSorry Iām so boring tonight,ā he whispers as soon as Hoseok looks at him. āThank you for still wanting to hang out with me.ā
āOf course,ā Hoseok replies. āI love hanging out with you.ā
Yoongi smiles, then settles back against him, cheek against his shoulder.Ā
Hoseok isnāt really thinking when he reaches over a few minutes later and starts to rub Yoongiās back. He feels Yoongi tense beneath his hand. He pulls away, but Yoongi makes a small, congested sound and shifts closer under the blanket.
āKeep going?ā He asks sleepily, mumbling the words against Hoseokās neck.Ā
Hoseok does not have to be told twice. He focuses on rubbing Yoongiās back, completely ignoring the movie now in favor of bringing his friend comfort, and when Yoongi tenses again not five minutes later, heās startled by Yoongi sneezing softly.Ā
āhsch-eh!ā Yoongi barely gets a hand to his face in time to cover the sneeze, and Hoseok pauses, waiting for the second one.Ā A second sneeze doesnāt come, though, and he cranes his neck a little to check on Yoongi when he sits up halfway; heās taking tiny little breaths, chest moving up and down rapidly. Hoseok bites back a smile at the way his nose scrunches up. It feels a little silly, sitting and waiting for Yoongi to sneeze, but before he can think about it too much longer it finally comesāĀ
āhshchāiew!ā
āOh, bless you,ā Hoseok coos, tugging Yoongi back against his side. His heart flutters when Yoongi comes easily, snuggles up against him like he does it all the time.
As the movie plays on, Yoongi starts to slump further down, like his head is too heavy to keep upright. Soon, heās sliding down until his head is in Hoseokās lap. Hoseok keeps rubbing his back, smiling when Yoongi makes an unintentionally cute little snorting noise that turns into a yawn.Ā
By the time the movie is done, Yoongi is sound asleep. Hoseok doesnāt want to wake him. He looks so tired and sick, and so vulnerable resting his head in Hoseokās lap, and he canāt bear the thought of breaking the peaceful atmosphere surrounding them. Outside, the rain falls harder than ever, but it feels cozy inside, like theyāre in their own little world.
Hoseok cues up another movie and settles in, knowing he might be stuck on the couch for a while, because there is no way heās going to make Yoongi move until he does it on his own accord.Ā
And when Yoongi coughs himself awake halfway through the second movie, Hoseok just keeps rubbing his back and holding him close and soaking up the way Yoongi leans purposefully into his touch, glancing up at him with a shy, grateful smile every so often in a way that makes Hoseok melt.Ā
He canāt think of anywhere else heād rather be.
a/n: nothing new, this was originally posted on the main blog. I wrote it is April 2024 𤯠I added a couple of sentences (and a couple of sneezes) before posting here!
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Hoseok is looking down at his phone when he feels a gentle hand on his shoulder. He glances up briefly, gives a smile, then looks back down at his phone.Ā
Time for makeup. It's the best time to check through his emails, when heās already stuck sitting down. It makes it a little easier for the person doing his makeup if he doesnāt talk and move around throughout the process, which is his natural state of being. So, boring emails it is, until he usually gives up and closes his eyes and just tries to rest through it instead.
Today, he gets sidetracked by social media, and heās scrolling through picture posts when heās caught off guard by a gentle swipe of a makeup brush right across one side of his nose.Ā
Ohh, it tickles. It tickles badly. Hoseok has always had a sensitive nose. All it takes is one little touch, and everyone knows it, knows that the slightest brush of a fingertip against his septum can make his nose twitch, that a tap to the tip of his nose makes his eyelashes flutter and his breath hitch, that the edge of a tissue hovering beneath his nostrils only needs to gently graze the skin to be ticklish enough to make his nose quiver.Ā Ā
That a makeup brush can set him off sneezing within seconds.Ā Ā
Combine the prickly bristles of a brush and the itchy powder that the makeup artists use and itās like striking a match to light a fuseā once the spark ignites it, there is no turning back. A sneeze is inevitable. Itās just a matter of how long the fuse is, how long he can hold back the explosion thatās coming.Ā
āHh-! hhH!āĀ
Hoseok has to open his mouth to let air inā he doesnāt dare try to take any air in through his nose, not with the fine powder that he can see swirling in the air in front of him. He makes an audible sound, almost like a gasp, and feels his face heat up.
His eyes are watering almost immediately as he looks up at his reflection in the mirror, and thatās when he realizes that heās never seen the person doing his makeup before. Theyāre new, possibly, which means they might not know about how sensitive his nose is.
It explains why, a moment later, they hold the powder level with his face and dab the brush into it several times, sending a puff of the substance into the air.Ā
āOhā! Khh!āĀ
Hoseok jerks away, a ticklish cough bursting out. He can feel the powder filling his mouth and nose, gritty and coating every surface it can stick to.Ā Ā
Hoseok isnāt really sure why he decides to try to hold the sneeze back, except that he feels a rush of embarrassment at being so affected in front of someone who doesnāt know how sensitive he is.Ā
He forcefully pushes air out of his nose, a half-snort that makes his face heat up even more, and then holds his breath.
The makeup artist, completely oblivious to his dilemma, stirs up a bit more powder and then begins applying it to the tip of his nose.Ā
āhhh..hihh! hh-hhHHHā¦ā
He canāt help the tiny little sounds he makes in reaction, more breathy gasps and a sound almost like a whimper that finally catches the attention of the makeup artist.
They look Hoseok in the eye.
āSorry,ā Hoseok murmurs, chancing a sniffle. He can feel the burning, ticklish sensation on the inside of his nose, all the way to the back of his sinuses.
The makeup artist, frowning in confusion, drops their gaze and picks up the brush again.Ā
Hoseok grips the armrests of his chair so tightly his knuckles begin to turn white.
The next swipe of his brush is just under his nose, across his upper lip, catching his left nostril and then his right as it passes beneath his nose, and Hoseokās eyes slam shut on reflex.
āHuhh! uhHHHā!ā He sucks in a mighty breath and realizes thereās no holding anything back now. āKhhtāā He wrenches away, twisting to the side just in time forā āhhhHAATCHāshiii!āĀ
āOh!ā The makeup artist lets out a startled laugh. āBless you."Ā Ā
But then, they pick up the brush and go right back in to work, and itās not enough time for Hoseok to compose himself, not enough time to attempt to sniff back the remaining tickle in his nose. Through watering eyes, he watches the bristles of the brush swipe back and forth over the powdery substance, swish swish swish, and he doesnāt know if the next sneeze starts before or after the makeup artist begins applying it to his face again.Ā
āhhhHHH-AASHCH!ā
Wrenching his eyes open, Hoseok is met with the sight of the makeup brush hovering just in front of his nose. He goes nearly cross-eyed looking at it, eyelashes fluttering as the next sharp tickle overtakes himā thereās powder swirling in the air, illuminated in the bright lights of the mirrors.Ā
āPlea-uhhhā¦w-wait aāā
The makeup artist finally, mercifully, pulls the brush away.
Itās too late. Hoseokās eyes roll upward.
āhuh-SHIII! ahhhāHSHHshoo!ā
āHobi-hyung?ā
āHATCHSH!ā
He feels someone spin his chair around.
āhatch-shee! HHH-itchsh! hhATCHSH!ā
Thereās a hand rubbing his back, and he squints one eye open to see Jimin standing in front of him.Ā
āBlow your nose,ā Jimin instructs, holding out a handful of tissues. āNo rubbing.āĀ Ā
He does, sneezing halfway through, and when heās done heās panting heavily. Jimin leans in, using a fresh tissue to dab gently at the corners of his eyes where tears are leaking out.Ā
āAny more coming?ā Jimin asks softly.Ā
Thinking about whether or not there are any more sneezes coming makes Hoseokās nose itch with the need to sneeze again. Or more accurately, the feeling never really went away. He accepts another tissue from Jimin and carefully holds it to his nose, just touching enough skin to catch the spray.Ā
āHHH-itchsh!ā
āOkay. One more blow for me,ā Jimin says, switching out his used tissue for a clean one.
Hoseok blows his nose and tries not to pout at how much of the makeup artistās work heās undone by now. Sniffles tentatively, he crumples up the tissue and tosses it into the pile with the others.
āFive minutes to standby!āĀ
Jimin turns back to Hoseok with a tube of something in his hands. He untwists the cap and puts some of the liquidy substance on the tip of his ring finger. āClose your eyes,ā he says, and Hoseok does. A second later he feels Jimin dabbing something beneath his left eye, then his right.Ā
When he opens his eyes, he sees that Taehyung and Jungkook are now standing in front of him too. Theyāre both intently watching Jimin work.
āDo his nose last,ā Taehyung instructs. āI think we just need to redo this side of his eyeliner and then he should be good to go.ā
Jungkook hands him eyeliner and nods. āThree minutes to go. Weāve got this.āĀ
Taehyung leans in. āClose your eyes for a sec?ā
Hoseok closes his eyes and sniffles. He feels like he could sneeze another half a dozen times or so, but for some reason the makanes hovering around him and helping fix his makeup is distracting enough that it's not such an urgent need all of a sudden.Ā
After Taehyung is done with his eyeliner, Jungkook hands him yet another tissue. āIf you have to sneeze, go ahead. Just donāt rub your nose and donāt scrunch up your face too much, because the eyeliner is still drying.ā
Hoseok nods obediently and Jimin leans in with more of the liquid makeup, which Hoseok now recognizes as concealer. Heās careful as he applies it, not taking longer than necessary and keeping his touch firm enough that itās not too ticklish against his nose.
Hoseok still has to sneeze anyway, and he waves Jimin off with a shaky warning. āHh-hold-onā hhhAAHSH!āĀ
He sniffs hard, wiggles his nose back and forth, and sighs. āOkay. I think that was the last one.ā
āOkay,ā Jimin says, capping the concealer and wiping his fingertip off on a tissue. āStage ready. You good, Hobi-hyung?ā
Hoseok slumps back in his chair, taking a deep breath and closing his eyes for a moment, composing himself and making sure heās not going to burst into a fit of sneezes the second they get on stage. He opens his eyes, sits up, and nods.
āReady. Thank you.ā
Jungkook grins and Taehyung claps him on the shoulder.Ā
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even though messy obvious contagion is not usually my thing (to write. been super into reading it lately hehe) i have found myself thinking about accidental contagion scenarios?? these two specifically:
jimin has a cold. he's cuddling with someone who either doesn't know, or doesn't realize it's a bad/snotty cold? and they know jimin to have cute tiny little stifled sneezes, so they don't lean away when jimin's breath starts to hitch. jimin tries to warn them because *he* knows and he has been having very messy sneezes due to his cold. i've thought about a few different outcomes: one is that jimin is extremely embarrassed and the other person is surprised but tries not to be too grossed out as they find the tissues and help jimin clean himself up. another is that the person thinks it's funny, and teases jimin about not being able to control his nose. sweet fond amused caretaker vibes idk. and then a third is snz kink partner
taehyung has a cold and he has huge messy sneezes and he's too sick? feverish? overwhelmed by tickle in his nose? to cover when he sneezes. big messy sneezes all over the place. idk just a thought.
totally randomly and not because of anything that's happened recently, i wanna write about jungkook becoming sneezy when he cries and gets a pretty red runny nose and it makes him sniffly and then makes him sneezy and i'm trying to decide between jimin and seokjin which one would tease him about it and which one would worry about him and get him tissues
Idea by @bultaoreunheyyy: āI feel like prince Taehyung would be really sensitive to like feather quills and heās usually annoyed by it but once he figures out Jungkookās thing heās like āI HAVE to write this important document with this super fancy fluffy feather quill penāā
Sickie: Taehyung
Caretaker: Jungkook
Relationship: Platonic (for now)
Word Count: 752
AU: Medieval
Author's Note: I'm slowly getting Medieval fics posted!!!!! Hopefully some more will be written soon
Taehyung likes to be extravagant. Itās in his nature. And most times, nothing stops him from being as extravagant as he wants.
But he learned at a very young age that sometimes his extravagance has some drawbacks. While he loves the drama and flair of writing with a feather quill, he always ends upā¦irritated while using one.
If you need an example, just a few months ago, a wealthy land owner had sent an important agreement to the palace for Taehyung to sign. As his advisor had pointed out and underlined important details that would need to be negotiated with an ostrich feather quill, it brushed under his nose tortuously. He had held back as long as he could, but eventually it became too tickly and he had sneezed messily all over the document and his advisorās hand. He apologised profusely, but he couldnāt help but notice that the guard on duty had become quite flustered.
Taehyung had already loved teasing Private Jungkook, so the new information he had gathered just spurred him on more.
Now he stands before the long wall of fancy pens, mostly gifted from other rulers. He had to write a long proclamation, but what made it better was the guard assigned to stand by him. He knew Jungkook would appreciate it if he didnāt grab a feathered quill, but what would be the fun in that?
With a borderline evil grin, Taehyung grabs the fluffiest quill he could find. He brushes it under his nose a couple of times, making his breath hitch and his nose twitch ominously. He holds back the sneeze, saving it for when he gets to his study. With a long finger crooked beneath his septum and the quill in hand, he walks down the long hallway to his study. He opens the door to find Jungkook already standing with perfect posture next to his desk. The private gives him a deep bow and Taehyung nods to him in greeting.
Taehyung takes his sweet time setting up the paper perfectly on his writing stand, pulling air in through his nose as he does to fan the residual tickle. His breath hitches softly as he dips the feather into the ink pot. When the tip of the quill touches the paper, he takes a deep sniff, loud enough for Jungkook to notice, but soft enough for the tickle to remain buzzing through his sinuses.Ā
He begins writing, making sure to add unnecessary swoops and flourishes to have the feather dance beneath his flaring nostrils. His staggering breaths start off soft, but he slowly lets them get a bit more desperate. He holds back as long as he can, but itās only so long before he has to set his quill down in its stand to cup his hands over his mouth and aim a thundering, desperate sneeze into them. Jungkook gasps softly and Taehyung smirks behind his hands.
āB-bless you, your highness. Are you alright?ā Jungkook asks, his voice wavering a bit.
āYes, I am, private. Why do you ask?ā Taehyung puts on his best innocent face.
āNo reason specifically. Iām sorry for interrupting.ā Jungkook straightens back up to his trained posture, but Taehyung can see how heās clenching his hands behind him.
āItās quite alright.ā Taehyung returns to writing, making the plumes of the quill brush even more teasingly beneath his still quivering nostrils. The next sneeze comes on quicker and with barely any build up. The spray splatters on the paper and across Taehyungās arm.
āBless you, again, your highness. Are you sure you want to keep writing with that quill? Iād be happy to fetch you another one,ā Jungkook offers as he watches Taehyung swipe at his nose with a liquidy sniffle. āAnd maybe a handkerchief?ā
āNo, no, thatās alright. Iām sure itās something else setting me off, feathers donāt normally do this to me,ā Taehyung blatantly lies. Jungkook looks around the room, seeing no plants and no open windows.
āAre you positive youāre feeling alright?ā Jungkook asks again. āBecause I can go talk to-ā
āIām feeling fine, but if you insist on telling someone I am unfit for writing today, I give you my permission.ā Taehyung pushes his chair away from his desk.
āMy apologies, sir, I never meant to imply-ā
āNo worries, private! I didnāt want to write that boring declaration anyway. Letās go take a stroll through the gardens!ā Taehyung links their arms together and pulls Jungkook away with a smile that conceals all of his evil intentions.
a/n: I finished this before I finished the "main" fic, lol. July fic is coming soon though!!
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āIām so stuffed up,ā Jungkook complains. āI canāt breathe.ā
Next to him, Jimin squirms. He already has his arm around Jungkook, and now his grip tightens. āIām so sorry, sweetie.ā
āHnghh.āĀ
āMy poor baby.ā
āSoooo stuffy.ā
Jimin chuckles. āYou have a lot to say about it, hmm?ā
Jungkook tries to sniffle. He lifts his head up to look into Jimin's eyes. āYeah. Just wantā¦ā
Jimin can feel his heart trying to pound its way out of his chest. āDo youā¦do you want me to help?ā he whispers, unable to meet Jungkookās gaze.Ā
Jungkook nods and noses along Jiminās throat.Ā
āFuck,ā Jimin shivers. āAre you sure?ā
Again, Jungkook nods.
When Jimin sits up, Jungkook follows, tugging the blanket up to his chest and leaning back against the headboard.
āI canāt believe this is real,ā Jimin murmurs under his breath, reaching for a pillow. He tucks it between Jungkookās head and the headboard. āYouāre sure?ā
āSuper sure.ā
Jimin hardly knows what to do with himself. He grabs the box of tissues from the nightstand and then settles in front of Jungkook on his knees. After a second, he seems to change his mind, and climbs into Jungkookās lap instead, straddling his hips over the blanket.Ā
Jungkook tilts his head back, offering himself up. āWhatever you want to do,ā he says. āAs long as I can breathe afterward.āĀ
The tissue trembles in Jiminās hand as he twists one of the corners into a point. Jungkookās nostrils are red, and they flare out wide as Jimin guides the tissue up to his right nostril.Ā
Jungkook reaches up and rubs his nose preemptively, already thinking about the ticklish touch. āNot too much teasing,ā he requests, his voice thick with congestion. āWill you justā¦go deep?āĀ
āOf course.ā Jimin leans forward and presses a kiss to the very tip of his nose. āIāll make sure it doesnāt last long.āĀ
An image flashes through Jiminās mindā the fine point of the tissue brushing against Jungkookās nostrils, tickling just the very edges until Jungkook is writhing beneath him, desperate to sneezeā but he shoves those thoughts away for when Jungkook isnāt suffering from a cold.
āReady?ā Jimin asks, and then pushes the tissue up into Jungkookās nostril.
Jungkook tenses immediately, his eyes flying wide open. His lips part, his breath catching, but itās almost like heās frozen there, too startled to do anything but wait.
Jimin wiggles the tissue around, pushing it in a little deeper. After just a few more seconds, Jungkookās eyes start to roll up, and he sucks in a shuddering inhale.
āuhhā! hhHHHā! UHHHāshoo!āĀ
As soon as the first sneeze explodes out of him, Jimin pulls the tissue out and slides his hand behind Jungkookās head. Even though the pillow is there, theyāve had too many close calls with the headboard.
With his other hand, he plucks two tissues from the box and holds them up to Jungkookās nose.
āHH-ESHāoo! HXSHāshoo!āĀ
āBless you,ā Jimin murmurs, keeping the tissues cupped over Jungkookās nose. He can feel the damp heat through them, and knows two tissues isnāt nearly enough for whatās coming.
āUHHHāshoo! uhhāSHOO! HXSHāshoo!āĀ
āBless youuu. There you go, get it all out, baby.ā
āhuhHHā! uhhh! hghhhā¦ā
āOh no,ā Jimin chuckles, watching a tear slide down Jungkookās cheek. āDid they get stuck?ā
Jungkook tries to nod, but his breath hitches violently and he looks up towards the ceiling. Another tear falls down his face.
As quickly as he can, Jimin grabs a couple more tissues and swaps them out, wiping Jungkookās nose and upper lip. Then he grabs two more and folds them neatly around Jugkookās flaring nostrils.
āBlow.ā
Jungkook blows out a breath through his mouth, inhales, and then empties his sinuses into the tissues.
āGood job,ā Jimin praises, wiping Jungkookās nose again. āIām going to do the other side now. Are you doing okay?ā
Jungkook nods and swipes at his watering eyes. āIt really tickled,ā he whines, sniffling.
āJust a little more of that,ā Jimin promises. āAnd try not to sniff right now, okay?ā
As soon as Jimin twists another tissue into a sharp point, he inserts it into Jungkookās left nostril. He pushes it in deep and starts wiggling it around, watching as Jungkookās face contorts immediately.
āOhh,ā Jungkook gasps, his chest expanding with hitching breaths. āUhhhā!ā
Jimin twists his wrist back and forth, sliding the tissue just a little farther in. At the same time, he reaches for a few tissues, readying them with his other hand. Just as Jungkookās breath hitches again, he holds the handful of tissues up, close enough to catch most of the spray.
āThere we go!ā Jimin pulls the tissue out of Jungkookās nostril. His hand is covered in snot now, but he uses a clean tissue to wipe as much of it off as he can.Ā Ā
āHere, blow again.ā
Jungkook obeys, blowing his nose into another tissue that Jimin holds for him. Jimin switches it out twice more, until Jungkook seems to have cleared most of the congestion out.Ā
By the time heās done, theyāre both out of breath.
āIām going to tuck you back into bed,ā Jimin pants, subtly adjusting himself through his underwear. āDo you think youāll be able to fall asleep now, sweetie?āĀ Ā
āWhat aboutā¦ā Jungkook tries to reach for Jiminās waist, but he feels like his arms arenāt quite working right.
āNo no no,ā Jimin shakes his head. āYouāre going to sleep. I will take care of that later.āĀ
Jungkookās face scrunches up, but heās too sleepy to truly protest.Ā
āTomorrowā¦ā he murmurs, but he trails off before he can finish his sentence.Ā
āTomorrow, you will continue to rest, so you can recover.ā Jimin kisses Jungkookās forehead. āSleep well, my love.āĀ
Jimin slowly eases himself out of the bed, making sure heās quiet so Jungkook can fall asleep right away. He gathers up all of the used tissues, and turns around to see Taehyung standing in the doorway.Ā
Taehyung puts a finger to his lips. He grins wide, tilting his head in the direction of the en suite, and whispers, āCare to join me for a shower?ā
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I will close the 2026 sicktember form tomorrow so I can start writing!
I love how many people clocked which prompts I wonāt likely be writing, lol
for now, here are the current results. I used it like a poll, so the ones that people said they want to see most will be the ones I try to write first, and the member that got the most āvotesā will be the sickie. EVEN THOUGH BARELY ANYONE PICKED JUNGKOOK FORĀ SICKIE WHAT THE HECK. anyway, I put the current winning sickies after each one even if I might not write it. and with the ones that are tied Iāll choose a member from the winners, or make it multiple sickies
also, I totally forgot the section asking for caretakers, so if you have an opinion on that for any of the prompts please let me know in the comments or send me a message!
top choices:
1. Crash Out (sickie Namjoon)
2. Worried sick (sickie Yoongi)
3. Forced to care for a rival (sickie Taehyung)
5. āStop whining, youāre fine,ā (Theyāre not fine) (sickie Jimin)
7. Sick on a date (sickie Jimin)
9. Sick in a snowstorm (sickie Jimin)
11. Wrapped in blankets (sickie Jimin)
12. Sick in front of a partner for the first time (sickie Jimin)
13. A usually shy pet begins to curl up to the sick character more (sickie Yoongi)
16. Sick while camping (sickie Hoseok or Yoongi)
17. Caregiver burn out (sickie Seokjin)
24. āMy boss wonāt let me take a sick day.ā (sickie Hoseok or Yoongi)
25. Out of medicine (sickie Hoseok)
28. Dizzy (sickie Jimin)
Alt 4. Flowers (sickie Hoseok, Jimin, Jungkook, Namjoon, Seokjin)
maybes:
6. Doctor visit (sickie Jimin)
10. āStop getting out of bed!ā (sickie Seokjin)
18. Character gets spoiled by their caregiver (sickie Jungkook)
19. āI canāt afford to go to the doctor,ā (sickie Jimin)
20. Parenting while sick (sickie Seokjin)
27. Work from home day (sickie Namjoon, Yoongi)
29. āYou made the soup wrong!ā (sickie Seokjin)
30. Mental health day (sickie Yoongi)
Alt 1. āI donāt need anyone to take care of me!ā (Loves being dotted on) (thatās supposed to be doted on, right? idk thatās how they spelled it) (sickie Jimin or Jungkook)
Alt 2. Pillow fort (sickie Jimin, Jungkook or Taehyung)
Alt 3. āIām bored.ā āYou wouldnāt be bored if you took a damn nap,ā (sickie Jungkook)
I deleted a lot of posts from this blog (non-fic posts!) because I'm cleaning up a lil and I will delete this too at some point, but just wanted to provide updates and remind myself
I will be moving the last of my snzfics from @bultaoreunheyyy over to this blog this month, turns out there are a LOT idk why i posted so many. they are not new ones, just reposting.
all fics that had other kinks, w/o snz or with very little snz, have been moved to @heyyythatsweird
thank you for voting in my polls, I appreciate it muchoooo. I will be doing snzfics for sicktember, will post my feather snz fics, etc. and I know there is not much interest so please don't click unless you actually want this but the genderswap, boypussy and omegaverse fics have their own blog now @btspussysnz
for sicktember: I will be asking for suggestions soon, i'm just figuring out how many i want to write!
already forgot the 5th thing. will return if i remember
title: Teddy & Tiger
current word count: 430
summary: Jungkook is hooking up with a guy who has a cat, which sucks minimally for his roommate Jimin who is allergic to cats. But Jimin canāt complain; heās hooking up with a guy who has a dog, and Jungkook is allergic to dogs.Ā
Meanwhile, Taehyungā pro pet sitterā is enjoying his life as a newly single man, hooking up with guys from the dating apps who are hot but never seem to read the section of his profile that says heās not interested in something exclusive.
title: problematic (problem is when I'm with you, I'm an addict) - Chapter 2
current word count: 2,924
summary: Jimin realizes he has feelings for Jungkookā the hot bartender heās fucking and not supposed to be catching feelings forā when Jungkook catches a cold.Ā
title: vminkookink
current word count:Ā
summary: kink!jimin / taehyung / jungkook
title: hot onesĀ
current word count:
summary:
title: Sneeze Bloopers (a drabble series)
current word count:Ā
next drabble: They added a sneeze to their secret handshake
title: Deal, Part 2 (The Apartment)
current word count: 1,471
summary: Lifeguard Jungkook shows up to the beach with a terrible cold and beachgoers Taehyung and Jimin do not let that stop them from their horny attempts at getting to know him on a more personal level.Ā
title: jk motorcycle
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title: stars donāt shine, they burn
current word count: 533
summary: Jeongguk falls from the constellations. Jimin catches him.
title: playdate
current word count: 721
summary: kink!yoongi / namjoon + jungkook
title: snow jk sick
current word count: 2,648
summary: kink!yoongi / jungkook
title: hotel
current word count: 2,041
summary: Jungkook is allergic to traveling
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problematic (problem is when I'm with you, I'm an addict) - Chapter 1
Title: problematic (problem is when I'm with you, I'm an addict) - Chapter 1
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Word Count:Ā 5,136
Summary: Jimin realizes he has feelings for Jungkookā the hot bartender heās fucking and not supposed to be catching feelings forā when Jungkook catches a cold.Ā
CW: sneezing, blow jobs, hand jobs, anal sex, alcohol
Jimin might be a little tipsy when he stumbles into his second bar of the night.Ā
Itās a bit farther from home than he usually goes, and in a slightly nicer neighborhood than where he lives, and itās refreshing to see that the sidewalks are clean outside and the lightbulbs arenāt half burnt out inside.Ā
The silly thing is, Jimin hates alcohol. He doesnāt even know why heās here. Wellā¦he knows, but he doesnāt want to think about why heās here. He doesnāt want to think about why heās so fucking sad he feels empty, why heās intoxicated because he chugged three beers already just to feel emptier, why heās letting the loneliness lead him to some upscale bar in some upscale neighborhood because now he wants to feel something other than the emptiness.Ā
Not a single soul pays attention to him as he makes his way to the bar and slides onto a stool at the very end of the counter. While he waits for a bartender to come over, he scans the room and sighs. Everyone is here in pairs or more. No one else is alone. No one else is fucking pathetic like he is.
āLooking for love?ā a voice behind the bar says.
āNah. Fuck love,ā Jimin responds without thinking, and then he turns in his seat and looks up to meet the gaze of hottest man heās ever seen in his entire life.Ā
Large, sparkling eyes capture his attention first, but the influence of the alcohol in his system has his gaze moving quickly down to admire the manās heavily tattooed biceps, deliciously on display thanks to a skin-tight light gray tank top. He openly stares at the way the manās shirt shows off well defined pecs and hugs his slim waist, and when he drags his eyes back up he spots piercingsā so many piercingsā on his ears, his nose, his eyebrow, his lipāĀ
āSorry,ā he says belatedly, not knowing if seconds or hours have passed.
The bartender raises an eyebrow, something unreadable on his face, and then he turns around and grabs a couple of bottles from a shelf above him. Jimin takes the opportunity to admire his broad, muscular back. When the bartender turns around again, he sets a shot glass of clear liquid in front of Jimin, holding up a second shot for himself, something a pretty amber color.
āDonāt worry. I fully agree with you,ā the man says, tipping his shot back so fast Jimin thinks heās imagining him drinking it at all. āFuck love. Who needs it, anyway?ā He smirks at Jimin and waits until he drinks the shotā the alcohol burns, sears his throat as it goes down, and he canāt stop himself from grimacing in disgust. The bartender continues with a little laugh that gives Jimin butterflies, āIād rather have good whiskey and really, really good sex over love any day.āĀ
Jiminās face heats up, on fire, burning. His tongue feels too big in his mouth. It doesnāt stop his reply.
āWhy didnāt you give me the good whiskey at least?ā He fights the urge to stick out his tongue at the taste of whatever it was in the shot glass. āWhat was that, tequila?ā
The bartender snorts. He considers Jimin with a smirk, and then leaves for a moment, returning with a glass of water the Jimin gulps down greedily. The other man has that look in his eyes again, something sinful, something wanting. He leans in so close that their noses are nearly touching, and when he speaks Jimin can smell the whiskey on his breath.Ā
āHow about I give you really good sex instead?āĀ
Out behind the bar, at 1am under a flickering streetlight, the bartender pushes Jimin up against the brick wall and captures his lips with his own, warm and demanding and skilled in a way that Jimin has never experienced before. The tattooed man is so much taller, so much stronger than him, and it makes Jimin weak in the knees.Ā
He wants to be fucked so badly by this man heās just metā heād been basically promised it, after allā but when the bartender whispers in Jiminās ear that this is just a warmup, that there can be more later if he wants, Jimin nods eagerly and watches him drop to his knees.
āWhatās your name, pretty thing?ā He asks as he undoes Jiminās pants.Ā
āJimin,ā he breathes out, voice shaky. āIām Jimin.āĀ
āJimin,ā he murmurs, breath hot against Jiminās erection. āCan I touch you, Jimin?ā
Yes, yes, yes-yes-yesā he doesnāt realize that heās panting the word, over and over like some desperate, needy fucking loser, but then the bartenderās mouth is enveloping him completely, a smirk on his face despite the fact that heās in the middle of sucking Jimin off.
Jimin looks down and watches the way the manās lip piercings catch the streetlight as his bobs his head up and down on his cock, the way the stud in his nose glints when his nostrils flare with each inhale through his nose, and yeah, thereās a tongue piercing too, apparently, and fuckāĀ
He comes embarrassingly fast, heat scorching through his entire body, spreading to the very tips of his fingers and to the ends of his toes where they curl in his boots. Somehow he remains standing through it all, thighs trembling and fingertips digging into the brick wall as the man drinks him down and then licks his lips with a satisfied hum.Ā
Heās still smirking, even as he gets to his feet and dusts his jeans off like itās nothing.Ā
āSee you around, Jimin.ā
Heās gone before Jimin even thinks to ask him his name back or return the favor, disappearing back inside the bar through the back door.
*
After that, Jimin canāt stay away.
It becomes a thing. He gets off work, goes home for a few hours to make a sad meal for one, and then takes a shower and puts on his cute, well-fitting clothes that he hasnāt worn in years but dug out of his closet with frantic urgency. And then, he heads to the same bar, almost every single night.
He learns that the bartenderās name is Jungkook.Ā
Jungkook, Jungkook, Jungkookā it sounds so satisfying to moan his name when Jungkookās mouth is around his cock, or when Jungkookās hands are everywhere, wrapped around him, caressing his skin. Or when, finally, Jungkook leads him back into a storage room one night and fucks him over a stack of crates and makes him see stars, something quick but so electrifyingly pleasurable that Jimin can barely walk afterward.
Even on nights when the last thing he wants is a drink, he finds himself on edge, gut twisting with anticipation until he can step foot in that bar and see Jungkook.
Jungkook.
Heās addicted, but itās not to the alcohol.
*
āHey.ā Jimin settles into his usual spot and smiles when Jungkook places a tall glass with something pink and fizzy in it in front of him.
āHey yourself.ā Jungkook leans forward on both of his elbows and Jimin feels himself flushing under his gaze. āSo. Why do you come here so often?ā
Jimin freezes, heart pounding. It takes him way too long to realize Jungkook is fucking with him.Ā
āIā itās the drinks, obviously,ā he finally replies, trying to get his brain to catch up. āBest drinks in the city.āĀ
āYeah?ā Jungkook asks with a smirk. āWhat do you like best, then? Whisky? Tequila? Beer?ā
āShut up,ā Jimin mumbles. God, heās half hard already, all from Jungkookās teasing and from the anticipation of whatās to come.Ā
āTry that,ā Jungkook says, nodding at the drink between them. āI think youāll actually like it.ā
Jimin leans forward and takes a sip through the straw. The drink is actually good, sweet and bubbly, and it tastes absolutely nothing like alcohol.Ā
āItās good! What is it?ā
Jungkook reaches up and rubs the side of his nose where his piercing is, scrunching up his nose slightly, the corners of his mouth twitching. āItās sprite and cranberry juice.āĀ
Jimin almost spits out the sip heās currently drinking. He barely manages to swallow it, and then sputters for a moment, pouting up at Jungkook, whoās laughing.
āFuck you,ā Jimin wheezes, but he canāt help the smile that spreads across his face at the delighted look in Jungkookās eyes.Ā
āOkay. Cāmere,ā Jungkook says, tilting his head toward the back room, and Jimin doesnāt even pretend like heās not eager to follow him out.
Outside, he finds himself between the wall and Jungkookās warm body. Heās torn between wanting to close his eyes and soak up every sensation, and keeping his eyes open so he can watch every single second of whatās about to unfold.Ā
āSo pretty,ā Jungkook murmurs, staring right into Jiminās eyes and making the decision for him. Eyes open. Jimin canāt look away. āIām gonna make you feel so good tonight.āĀ
Thatās something Jungkook always says, and no matter how many times Jimin tries to reciprocate, Jungkook is seemingly far more interested in Jiminās pleasure than his own. Jimin suspects it has to do with how in control Jungkook always wants to beā when he comes, itās always under his own terms.Ā
Suddenly, Jungkook leans back, twisting his head to one side and bringing a hand quickly to his face. Jimin can feel the slight shiver that runs through himā he wonders briefly if Jungkook is cold, since heās just in a tank top and the air is much chillier tonightā but before he can contemplate it much further he hears a barely audible, breathy gasp and then Jungkookās entire body jerks against him with something that might be a sneeze.
Jungkook blinks rapidly afterward, looking a little disoriented for a moment, and then he sniffs sharply and turns back to Jimin.
āItās cold out tonight,ā Jimin comments, because now that theyāre pausing for a moment he can see their condensating breath hanging in the air between them.Ā
Jungkook cups the side of his neck, his thumb brushing lightly across Jiminās jawline. The very tip of his nose is pink.
āI live close. Shall we go find someplace warmer?āĀ
Jimin nods eagerly, both because heās been imaging what Jungkookās apartment looks like for a couple of months now, and also because he swears he can see the faintest shiver run up Jungkookās spine again.Ā
It doesnāt take long for Jungkook to talk his way into getting out of his shift a little early. Jimin waits for him at the bar. When they leave, Jungkook leads Jimin down the street with the promise of a walk thatās only a few blocks.Ā
The building they stop in front of looks like a fancy hotel. As soon as they step inside the warm building, Jungkook starts to sniffle like he has a runny nose. He waits until Jimin goes past the entryway into the lobby first before pressing his wrist briefly to his nostrils, but Jimin sees it anyway in the reflection of the glass door.Ā
He barely has time to worry or even think about it at all because Jungkook is suddenly dragging him into the elevator and kissing him up against the wall before the doors even close all the wayā Jimin can feel the buttons behind him, knows that heās accidentally pressed them all with his back when the elevator comes to a stop at each floor.Ā
Jungkook impatiently pushes the button to close the door each time it starts to open before his hand finds its place again cupped around his jaw, pulling him into the kiss, his other hand under Jiminās shirt to tease at the waistband of his boxers.
āHow high up do you live?ā Jimin finally asks, breaking the kiss with a giggle he canāt contain when the elevator stops yet again on the eleventh floor.
āThree more. I canāt wait that long.ā
āWhatā?ā
Jungkook grabs him by the wrist and tugs him out of the elevator, then over to the stairwell. He practically runs up the three flights of stairs, leaving Jimin to hurry after him, panting slightly once they reach the top. He feels like heās chasing Jungkook, though he knows heād never be able to catch him.Ā
As soon as theyāre at the top, Jungkook grabs him by the shoulders and backs him against the wall, cupping one hand behind his head at the last minute so it doesnāt slam into the concrete before kissing him deeply.Ā
āHold on a sec,ā Jimin gasps after only a few seconds. As sexy as kissing Jungkook in the stairwell is, heās still trying to catch his breath from the impromptu exercise. āHow are you not out of breath?āĀ Ā Ā Ā
āLots of cardio,ā Jungkook replies, waggling his eyebrows before leaning in to kiss him again.Ā
When Jiminās hand comes up to grip his upper arm and he tries for another gasp of air around Jungkookās tongue, Jungkook easily relents with a laugh, leaning back and tugging the stairwell door open so they can finally make their way down the hall to his apartment.
Jungkook sniffles again as he unlocks his door, and Jimin watches his side profile, watches the way his nostrils pull in and out just slightly. He catches Jimin looking, but Jimin doesnāt say anything, just ducks around him and pushes his way into Jungkookās apartment. Heās dying to see what it looks like inside.Ā
āDamn,ā he whistles, eyebrows raised. āImpressive.āĀ
He only has a minute or so to look around at the tidy, luxuriously decorated apartment before Jungkook is tugging him into the spacious bedroom.Ā
āMake yourself comfortable,ā Jungkook whispers in his ear, nipping at his earlobe. āBe right back.ā He sniffles once more, and then he disappears into the adjacent bathroom, leaving Jimin next to the biggest bed heās ever seen in his life.
Just when heās trying to figure out if he should get a head start on taking his clothes off, he hears a strange sound coming from the bathroomā itās another sneeze, not quite as restrained as the one heād heard from Jungkook earlier, but still obviously stifled. Jimin canāt help but feel a little worried, the emotion swirling around in his gut uneasily. He knows, logically, that just being out in the cold air wouldnāt actually make Jungkook fall sick, but thereās still a part of him that wonders if thatās happening and it makes his chest feel funny to think about Jungkook being unwell.Ā
He tries to shake the feeling immediately. Heās not here to catch feelings. Heās here to get gloriously fucked. On a huge, probably very comfortable bed.Ā
When Jungkook emerges from the bathroom, Jimin searches his face for any signs of malaise, but he doesnāt see anything except for a ravenous look in Jungkookās eyes.Ā
āFuck, youāre so pretty,ā Jungkook murmurs, closing the distance between them and cupping Jiminās cheek. Jiminās breath catches in his throat.Ā
āJungkook,ā is all he can say before he finds himself on his back on a bed that feels like itās made of clouds.Ā
Suddenly, Jungkook is on top of him, sucking at the base of his throat, his collarbone, then up to the spot just below his ear that makes him gasp, inā inā inā and when he finally breathes out, Jungkookās tongue is sliding along his jawline, and Jimin can feel him nosing at his pulse point, can feel Jungkookās erection pressing against his own.
āSo pretty,ā Jungkook emphasizes, his lips against his earlobe, making Jimin shiver. āMaking such pretty noises for me already.ā
He sits up, leaning back on his feet, his thighs spread on either side of Jiminās waist. He reaches for the hem of his shirt and strips it off in one fluid motion before leaning back down for another kiss.
When he sits up again, he climbs off of Jimin and stands to unbutton his pants, sliding them off just as quickly and gracefully.Ā
Jiminās heart is pounding in his chest as he takes in the sight. Here, they can strip off all of their clothes and take their time. Sure, theyāve exchanged pictures and video calls plenty of times in the past few monthsā and there was that one mind-blowing encounter in the storage roomā but most of their interactions have been mostly clothed. Seeing Jungkook completely naked standing next to his bed that heās invited Jimin into sends something that feels like a jolt of electricity throughout Jiminās entire body.
When Jungkook climbs back over the top of him and hovers over him, Jiminās hips buck up automatically, embarrassingly needy.Ā
āYeah?ā Jungkook laughs and brushes the backs of his fingers along Jiminās cheek and smirks. āSomeoneās excited. Look at how flushed you are. Iām gonna make you feel so good, Jimin.āĀ
Jimin reaches up, running his hands over Jungkookās bare chest, biting back a whimper at Jungkookās words. Jungkook has both of his nipples pierced and as Jimin thumbs over the piercings, Jungkook arches his back, offers more of himself up, letting out a loud moan.Ā
But he doesnāt let Jiminās hands wander for long before heās grabbing both of his wrists and pinning them up above his head. Jiminās breath catches in his throat.Ā
āLetās get these clothes off of you,ā Jungkook murmurs after a moment of watching Jimin squirm, a delighted smile on his face. He lets Jimin go and Jimin hurries to sit up, scrambling to take his own clothes off so that he can have Jungkookās hands on him again, so he can touch Jungkook again.
As soon as heās naked, heās pushed back down onto the bed. Jungkook is holding a bottle of lube and a condom, and the sight of them makes Jimin shiver. He shivers again when Jungkook crawls back over the top of him, and then again when Jungkook reaches down between their bodies. Only his fingertips brush against Jiminās already hard cockā and only briefly, just long enough to make Jiminās cock throb, make him have to swallow back a moanā and then his hand is sliding lower. He touches the insides of Jiminās thighs, leaving a trail of goosebumps, and Jimin shivers yet again, his entire body tensing in anticipation.Ā
Rubbing one thumb against his entrance, Jungkook traces circles there, teasing before pushing his fingertip more firmly against him, and when he slides his finger in, Jimin cannot control the needy whimper that escapes his lips. Jungkookās finger moves in and out, his free hand coming up to cup the side of Jiminās face.Ā Ā
Jungkook kisses him, swallows down his whimpers, and Jimin canāt even kiss back, canāt get his lips to work. He feels a puff of hot air as Jungkook chuckles lightly at his inaction and then thereās a second finger inside of him. At the same time, Jungkook is holding his waist like he might never let go. Jiminās skin is on fire, prickling with goosebumps yet thrumming with hot arousal.Ā
The third finger has him arching his back so far he feels like he might levitate right off the bed. His thighs are trembling and his forehead is sweaty and Jungkookā fuck, Jungkookā Jungkook is sucking on his collarbone, licking down his chest until heās circling his tongue around a nipple, and when Jungkookās teeth close around the hardened peak at the same time that heās opening Jimin up, the pleasure-pain has him crying out, his voice hoarse with desire.Ā
āWhatever you want,ā Jungkook breathes out. āHow do you want me?ā
Jimin grabs the base of his cock so he doesnāt come right then and there. Jungkook lets out a silky laugh and bends down to kiss his sternum.Ā Ā
Jimin thinks about their first time, in the storage room.Ā
āI want to see you,ā he whispers, and Jungkook nods eagerly, reaches down with both hands to grip Jiminās thighs before spreading his legs wide. He shuffles back a little and then leans down to take Jiminās cock into his mouth without any warning, and Jimin nearly sobs at the way Jungkook swirls his tongue around in circles around the head. Then, Jungkookās fingers are pushing back into him, opening him up, and between the wet heat of Jungkookās mouth and the stretch of his fingers, Jimin is moaning, needy and wanting and desperate.Ā Ā
Jungkook hums his approval and takes more of Jimin in his mouth. He pushes one of Jiminās legs up so his knee is in the air and reaches again for the bottle of lube. When he pulls off, Jiminās cock bobs toward his stomach, flushed and red and so hard it aches.Ā
āYou sound so good for me already,ā Jungkook encourages, cupping his hand under Jiminās knee and guiding his leg over his shoulder. As he lines himself up, he rests one palm against Jiminās stomach, his hand moving back and forth over the soft skin. āYou ready?ā He asks, waiting for Jimin to nod eagerly before he starts to press his cock against his entrance.Ā
When Jungkook pushes into him, Jimin nearly comes right then and there, his entire body clenching and relaxing involuntarily as Jungkook moves his hips back and forth slowly. It takes him a second to get a breath in, and then another to uncurl his fingers from where theyāre gripping the bed sheets. He can hear himself moaning, making obscenely loud sounds as Jungkook thrusts into him with a steady rhythm, and he has to force his eyes open so he can look at Jungkook while he fucks him.
What he sees nearly takes his breath awayā Jungkookās head is tipped back in unbridled pleasure, his expression so vulnerable it sends a wave of heat straight to his dick.Ā
āOh, fuck,ā he whimpers, and Jungkookās eyes snap open.Ā
He looks down at Jimin, his lips parting with a small, startled gasp when he sees what Jimin imagines must be such an intense desire that it would be embarrassing, if not for the fact that he feels so fucking good. Jungkookās eyes flash with a similar desire. He watches Jimin for a moment, and Jimin watches him, and then Jungkook speeds up, changing his angle just enough that heās hitting Jiminās prostate.Ā Ā
āYou feelā feel so good, baby,ā Jungkook pants out.Ā
Jimin comes.
His orgasm hits him so suddenly and so intensely, his eyes rolling back and his hands digging into the sheets again, not a single hand touching his cock and Jungkookās name on his lips.
He comes for what feels like an eternity.Ā
Heās soaring, riding wave after wave of pleasure, the tight ball of heat in his groin uncoiling like an explosion.Ā Ā
He feels Jungkook still thrusting inside of him, speeding up until his movements become quicker, more erratic, and he comes just a minute after Jimin, when Jimin is still riding out the aftershocks, little waves of pleasure that have him tightening around Jungkookās cock.
Jungkookās chin is tucked to his chest as he catches his breath, his hair falling into his face, and Jimin reaches up with a trembling hand to brush it back. Jungkook smiles and slowly eases out before flopping down onto the bed with a satisfied grunt, his skin covered in a sheen of sweat. His chest heaves up and down as he pants hard. Jimin feels similarly winded, his limbs like jelly.Ā Ā Ā
Jungkook lies there for a long, long time, breathing heavily and trying to catch his breath. Jimin is happy to lie next to him, happy to feel the warmth of Jungkookās body against his. It feels like coming out of a daze, his breathing finally returning to normal and his body relaxing into a sated, blissful state, but Jungkook is still huffing loudly next to him even after several minutes have passed.Ā
āYou okay?ā Jimin finally asks, a little surprised at how wrecked his voice is.
Jungkook doesnāt answer, doesnāt even open his eyes, but he lifts his hand and sets it on Jiminās chest, patting once before letting it rest there, absently moving his thumb back and forth in a touch thatās a little ticklish but surprisingly tender. It isnāt until Jimin starts to move, sitting up slowly, that Jungkook finally opens his eyes, blinking like heād almost been asleep.
āHey,ā he says, face flushed and lips moistened by a quick swipe of his tongue. āFuck, that felt good. Thank you.ā
Jimin feels his face heat up. āIt felt amazing,ā he agrees, unable to keep a smile off his face. āIāve never felt like that before,ā he admits, watching Jungkookās expression carefully. āThat was so fucking hot.ā
āSo hot.ā Jungkook closes his eyes for a moment and takes a deep breath through his nose. Thereās a small smile on his lips, and when he opens his eyes it grows wider. āLetās go wash up,ā he says, finally sitting up. āIāll fall asleep if we stay like this.āĀ
He leads Jimin into the ensuite bathroom, and Jimin nearly gasps when he sees the size of it.Ā
āYour bathroom is huge,ā Jimin says before he can stop himself, and Jungkook laughs loudly and turns the shower on.
He lets the bathroom get steamy before leading Jimin under the spray of water. He wraps himself around Jiminās back and mouths at the back of his neck, along his shoulders, one hand coming around his front to tease Jiminās nipples. Jimin melts under the hot water and under Jungkookās touch, shivering in pleasure when Jungkook spins him around and backs him against the shower wall and kisses him until heās half hard again. When Jiminās lips are thoroughly swollen, Jungkook leans back and smirks. God, heās always smirking, always looking so fucking smug, but Jimin can hardly complain when itās so hot and it means heās about to feel really, really good.
āThink you can go again, sweetheart?ā He asks, and fuck, thatās the first time Jungkook has ever called him sweetheart and that goes straight to his dick. āOh? I think thatās a yes,ā Jungkook grins when he feels the physical response against his thigh.
Jimin feels himself start to tremble a little, on the edge of overstimulation as Jungkook wraps his hand around his cock. Jungkookās refractory period is impressively shortā he once came three times in the span of an hour when theyād facetimed each other when Jimin had to fly out of state for work, coming undone by his own hands and Jiminās voiceā but before he ever met Jungkook, Jimin had never been able to come more than once in a day.
āFuck, Jungkook,ā he moans.Ā
āFuck my mouth,ā Jungkook responds, and he drops to his knees right there in the shower and licks a stripe along the underside of Jiminās cock.
Itās almost dizzying, the way Jungkook pulls him towards his second orgasm of the night so quickly, both hands cupped around his ass so he can guide him into his mouth at a pace that has Jimin moaning loudly, fingers scrambling to find purchase in Jungkookās hair. He gasps hoarsely when he comes, and Jungkook swallows him down with ease before climbing back to his feet.Ā
āHow are you real?ā Jimin asks, breathless again as he clings onto Jungkook so he doesnāt fall over.
āI could ask you the same thing,ā Jungkook replies softly, his voice barely audible over the shower spray.Ā
Jimin spends the rest of the shower in a daze, and when Jungkook turns the water off it surprises him. He blinks up at him, warm and content and still weak in the knees.
Jungkook stifles a sneeze when they step out of the shower, cupping one hand around his mouth and nose and twisting sharply to the side. He shivers afterward, and then he blinks a few times before turning back around. His face flushes when he sees Jimin watching him, so Jimin doesnāt acknowledge the sneeze, and instead gives him a soft smile.
āYour towels are fluffy,ā he comments, rubbing his cheek against said towel with a satisfied sigh.Ā
Jungkook snorts and starts to dry himself off. āWhat, are your towels made out of sandpaper or something?āĀ
āFeels like that, sometimes,ā Jimin murmurs in response, only half joking.
Once theyāre both dried off, Jungkook tosses their towels into a hamper in the corner of the bathroom, and then they go back into the bedroom. Jimin is surprised when Jungkook hands him a stack of clean, folded clothes instead of his own pile of clothes from wherever theyāre scattered on the floor.
Jungkook gets dressed in record time and is inspecting the sheets and comforter on his bed before Jimin even unfolds the clothes. Apparently, Jungkook deems everything clean enough to sleep on, because he arranges the pillows and climbs into the bed with a sleepy yawn.Ā
āIām so fucking tired,ā Jungkook says, yawning again immediately afterward.Ā
Itās the first time Jimin has heard Jungkook admit anything like that. Heās never tired, never unwell, never even in a bad moodā at least, not that Jimin has ever been around for. And itās not like he should be around for it, since theyāre justā¦whatever it is they areā¦and so Jimin very hurriedly squashes down the little voice in his head thatās pleased to hear Jungkook admit to something in the realm of vulnerability, and starts to get dressed.Ā Ā Ā
āHurry up or Iām gonna fall asleep,ā Jungkook half-whines, voice soft and sleepy. He draws back the covers on the other side of the bed once heās settled, and thatās when it clicksā oh. Jungkook is implying that he should also get into bed. And sleep there. After changing into Jungkookās clothes.Ā
Fuck.
The sweatpants and t-shirt Jungkook gives him are too big for him, and he canāt ignore the thrill he feels after putting them on, nor can he ignore how much he likes the way Jungkook sleepily eyes him up and down, clearly satisfied at the sight of him in his clothes. Itās almost possessive, and it makes a chill run up Jiminās spine despite the warmth in the room.
Double fuck.
When he slips under the covers, Jungkook practically pulls him into the middle of the bed, scooting up behind him to spoon him. Jiminās heart flutters at the way he presses his entire body against his, one arm draped over his waist. His heart rate increases, and he doesnāt know if heāll be able to fall asleep with Jungkook so close, but soon the exhaustion from the nightās activities catches up with him and he finds his eyes closing against his will, eyelids heavy and mind drifting to nonsensical, fuzzy thoughts until heās fast asleep.
problematic (problem is when I'm with you, I'm an addict) - masterlist
Title: problematic (problem is when I'm with you, I'm an addict)
Summary: Jimin realizes he has feelings for Jungkookā the hot bartender heās fucking and not supposed to be catching feelings forā when Jungkook catches a cold.Ā
A/N: I previously posted the first chapter on my main blog, and also on AO3 (link below). I will now be reposting here, and soon will update AO3 too. Since I started writing this two years ago I decided it needed a few improvements. I am still working on the second chapter, but it might not be ready for a while.Ā I think there might be a potential for a 3rd chapter too, but not 100% sure yet.