long ass ride

I met Seth Everman at a con of some kind, and he came up to me and asked me if I was cosplaying as him bc I was wearing his iconic sweater and sunglasses. I said no and pulled out a furless cat out of my bag that was wearing a tiny Seth Everman hoodie and mini sunglasses, then said, “THIS is Seth Everman.” I put the cat down in front of him and gave it a tiny piano and it started playing it really well and Seth looked so impressed that I started crying.

i have a hit new game idea. woman dies. white husband with dark hair and stubble is Pissed

i don’t know if this new game idea really taps into all video games can be in this day and age. could you maybe add some melancholic staring into the distance after each instance of gritty and badass revenge? 

And then a NEW romantic interest shows up with  even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous.

The bean thief

greem beam

LotR remake with an elf, two men, a dwarf, a wizard, and four really big rabbits in coats

^^^^^^

these slap and Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien was a coward and bastard for opposing them

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

please give us updates

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

op will not die of natural causes

That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts