Excuse Me!!!!

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU’RE AWAKE

HE KNOWS IF YOU’VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD

SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE

Sacred Ball Time is so sacred that if it does not happen at the same time every night, he sits and yells until we drop what we’re doing and go find The Ball, and if that doesn’t work, starts stealing things.

Tonight during Sacred Ball Time, The Purple Ball accidentally got thrown down the stairs, and he won’t go get it because that’s Not How The Game Works. But he also won’t chase The Pink Ball because it’s not The Purple Ball, so guess who did the Fetching.

Maine coon kitten 

When I sometimes read arguments about this ship, although many talk about their interactions, they are mostly based on love/empathy/identification for Haibara's character and their desire for her to be happy, rather than the ship itself. They criticize Conan/Shinichi, they don't like how he treats her, they think she deserves better, but since Haibara likes Conan, they ship her with him, and they ship it to death.

The people who are the hardest shipper of CoAi, are those who love Haibara madly, who say that she is a goddess, and fight against all odds for the ship, and suffer and cry because it will not come true. That they think she should be the main character and that she should stay with the male main character, but at the same time they don't like Conan that much, but they don't like her pairing up with any character because it wouldn't be "worthy" of a character like her.

Heiji: If we lock Haibara and Conan in a room, who do you think would come out first?

He waits for her to come so he can go with her

He thinks about her when he's in a place with others and she's not around

He hallucinates about her in other people's faces