king of the court

What.. the hell! "No.. Does it look like I'm that flexible? ..You try it out and if you succeed, get back at me and tell me your secrets." Because he is never, ever, going to answer his phone or anything to even know. "Better yet.. don't even tell me, I'm better off not knowing! Keep all of this to yourself!"

"But I'm not the prince of this fairytale you're in so I won't sweep you off your feet."

YOU TEXTED ME FUCKING FIRST STOP

"Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms..........?"

you can stop at 5 or 6 men, oikawa-san but dont you think its time to stop at 1 and settle down?

[ txt. ] no i didnt[ txt. ] hinata probably had my phone[ txt. ] and you listened to that idiot[ txt. ] thats ur prob not mine[ txt. ] stop texting me

[ txt. ] ok first of all how did you get my number[ txt. ] second of all im not even a cat[ txt. ] are you asking me to steal kuroo's look[ txt. ] this is why i dont want you as my relative[ txt. ] u dont appreciate me for who i am

"Uh..." PAUSE. "So I heard you like balls in your face? LOL.. Winkey face?" Pause pause pause. "I googled a pick up line for you, Oikawa-san, are you proud? But it reminds me of that one time you complained about having a ball hit your face.. or was it the back of your head.. it's a pun too. Did you laugh?"