Kickflipped

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

This is genuinely frightening

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

It Follows (2014)

I remember reading somewhere that there’s a fine line between comedy and horror, this video crossed that fine line like 10 times.

at my funeral after they lower my coffin into the ground and everybody is real solemn i want them to crank it back up where my dead body is now propped up onto the top, standing power stance with my arms crossed, and a bunch of fans blasting below me, and the are blasting that naruto song where they go SUH SEI…. SUH SEI and that dude goes nuts on the shamisen 

it’s not :( that kendrick album is amazing though, I literally haven’t listened to anything else since it dropped tbh

Reblogging, favoriting and saving as draft for later

Bops!!!!

People who guested on Sesame Street or The Muppet Show often mentioned this phenomenon in interviews. 

I’m reminded of a possibly apocryphal story where a talk show was doing a Kermit the Frog guest spot, and the sound technicians couldn’t figure out why the audio pickup was so terrible - until they realised that they’d unthinkingly attached the wireless mic to the puppet rather than the voice actor.

or lms idc

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