INACTIVE

     “…Uh.”  He already lost his jumpsuit and he’s not sure how, so this could be awkward.

{ 僞 } “Hey, that’s cheating too! But if you wanna hang out in my room, you’ll be a tad bit less embarrassed..~”

     "There's not a subtle bone in your body, is there?  Fine, fine," he removes his boxers and throws them at Kano.  "I suppose I'll have to hang out in your room to... avoid causing any disturbances."

{ 僞 } “Want me to say something dirty~?”

     “That sounds like a lovely idea!"  (...Particularly considering how you're clearly hitting on us and I'm pantsless.) "I'd tell you what to say, but it seems you have an idea already!  So please, go ahead, say whatever dirty thoughts you have.  If I like it, well, we might just have to make it happen~!"

     “…Whatever you say, you dirty old man.”

"Loyalty, hm? Isn’t that pleasing~"

     "But of course.  I'm no fool; I happily defer to my betters.  After all, I believe you and I have similar... interests, so to say."

     “…Uh.”  He already lost his jumpsuit and he’s not sure how, so this could be awkward.

{ 僞 } “Well then it isn’t as fun.~ No extra clothes, that’s cheating!”

     “…Whatever you say, you dirty old man.”

"…Should I be flattered there? Anyways, what are you doing?" He pulled his hand away.

     "Something like pledging my loyalty~"  He stood up, unfazed.

     “…Whatever you say, you dirty old man.”

"…Seto you’re a strange boy…"

     “…Uh.”  He already lost his jumpsuit and he’s not sure how, so this could be awkward.

{ 僞 } “Boxers. Take ‘em off~" No pain no gain, Seto bby.

     "Completely merciless, huh... do I at least get a towel or some sweatpants or something?  I don't want to disturb any children."

                                  " … Um. "

     “…Whatever you say, you dirty old man.”

He sighed. “So be it. Just kiss my hand, boy”

    "Ahahaha!  Goodness, does that really bother you so much, 'father'?  Or should I call you brother?"  He makes a dramatic show of getting down on one knee to kiss his hand.  "But either way,"--kiss--"I live to serve."

     “…Wait a sec, aren’t you me?  Well, whatever.  Your wish is my command, me.”

"I’m your snake, not you. Good thing, too. Now, why don’t you go around pantsless the rest of the day~?" He was gonna get a kick out of this.

     "...Yes, coincidentally, I also happen to be a snake, I'm just still borrowing this body.  But you know, I'm not even sure our host owns a pair of pants, honestly."  Regardless, he takes the jumpsuit off; it doesn't seem to bother him too much, but Seto probably won't be happy about it next time he shows up.