SeTofu's Bowl

I saw a Wurmple pop up on my screen. Out of boredom I tapped it to get some easy stardust. Boy was I wrong.

22 Ultra Balls and countless Great Balls later I finally caught the bugger. That includes great and excellent throws.

Sure, I could have used a berry but no. I wouldn't give it the satisfaction. This was personal now.

So there I stood, chucking pokeballs like a madman at a pokemon I had no need for, while it broke free of every single one like the Chuck Norris of annelids, taunting me like the devil it was. Finally, it took pity on me and allowed itself to be captured. It did not lose, it merely allowed me to win.

> be me, a sailor

> only have a slowpoke and a poliwag

> see some ten year old kid with a pikachu on his shoulder and a zapdos flying behind him

> challenge this punk who dares block my vision of a nearby shrub. Love that shrub.

I do not like to be asked for good times by strangers.