*Wakes up from another nap. Looks around irritably.*
Somewhere, a child is being petulant.
I must correct this.

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*Wakes up from another nap. Looks around irritably.*
Somewhere, a child is being petulant.
I must correct this.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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(("Tell me about your TF OC--" well first thing you gotta know is that he's got TWO DICKS?? did I mention he's got TWO?? all I'm sayin is check out those doubles--))
13, 14, 15, 32, 35 ;)
13. Which one? I have two. The top one is a little longer. Anyway, I've never had any complaints.14. The top one curves down slightly, and the bottom one curves up.15. Teeth.No, I am kidding. The whole modification trend was after my time.32. Interfacing? In a utility closet at a place called Maccadam's. Not my proudest moment, but there it is. As for self-servicing, in a tar pit. Again, not my proudest moment.35. I do have two spikes, so the thought is tempting. But then I'd have to find two people I can stand for more than five minutes.
Hey there! I decided to take one of those NSFW asks thingies and make it more TF-themed for all the wonderful RPers! I know there’s probably some that have already been done, but I really liked this one. Anyways, reblog away, and I hope you guys have fun!
super extra naughty indecent dirty raunchfest the meme!!!! aka, NSFW ASK MEME]]]PLEASE ASK ME!!
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Describe your muse or RP setting in one short phrase.
Noble Decepticon bureaucrats versus Westboro Autobot Church.
Super affectionate dork that ran screaming from his own doomed universe and happily plopped into the lap of another.
Follow warrior-accountant who was traumatized by asshole as he goes on a heartwarming journey to become a traumatizing asshole, all the while assembling a harem.
Pathological liar continually runs away from problems as Chariots of Fire plays in the background.
Former kindergarten teacher-turned-territory guardian struggles to raise a family in safety while dealing with more personal demons than you’d expect a giant space beetle to have.
Old as balls scorpion who's seen some real shit now spends his days napping, grumbling at youngsters and longing for the good old days when he was worshipped as a god
*Starts knitting another tapestry. As his servos work methodically, he keeps his mind busy with song. Bellows a song in old Cybertronian.*
Noth̶i͝ng can ke͝e̛p̷ me͝ f͡ro̧m̵ ̕y͢ou Not ͘Qu̶inte̡s͠s͡ons͜ ̷a͢n͟d n͜ot̡ ͡V͞ok ͡Nei̕t͜her͝ ͘fi͝re̵ no̵r ro͠ck͞ ͏n̴or̨ rưst ̸N̡ǫr̨ th̀e bound̷ar̢i͢es͘ ͏of̶ t́im̴e Rec͜haŗg͝e t̢o̶ ̡face͢ ҉t̨o͠m̛oŗr̴ow͜ ҉F҉or̛ ͢I̕ ͜wi͢ll̢ ̸b̸e s͘ee͟in͞g yo͟u ҉S̕t̀e͘p̸ ͞f̕o̶rward an҉d҉ f҉ace͝ t͠he͘ ̧ḑa͝y͠ An͢d̕ ̶I will̵ ͏b͞e ̀be̷s͝i̡de ỳo͞u͢
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UNKNOWN FREQUENCY DETECTED ADD FREQUENCY TO DATABASE - YES / NO SEND PING - YES / NO
[PING]
A ping echoed in his receptors. Like an annoying little cyfly, buzzing incessantly to get his attention. And to think, he had actually been enjoying the little nap that this incoming call had awoken him from.
As he answered the ping, he also made a note to begin tracing its location. Though outdated by 9 million years, his tracking systems were still a force to be reckoned with.
//Mmm. Who are you, how did you get this frequency, and why are you calling me?//
Kais will always be wary of unfamiliar insect-like beings. He's fought Tyranids before, and it was an horrific experience. "H-hello?"
The Arachnicon spun to face the organic. Humanoid, but not human. The armor and weapons were enough to give that away.
His chelicerae twitched as his tail coiled, poised to strike.
“Who are you?”
"I am Shas’la T’au Kais Mont’yr. I serve the Greater Good of the Tau Empire and Haven, the shelter for species from Insecticons to Zerg.
I wish you no harm.”
"I have never heard of the Tau. Or the Zerg,” Seticon spat. He wasn’t discounting the possibility of their existence, just making it clear that the names didn’t carry any weight with him.
Still on guard, his claws and stinger raised, the Arachnicon pressed on. “What do you want from me?”
Kais didn’t change position, but his shield drone stayed close by.
"I want to try form an alliance. Surely an ally is a lot more valuable than a corpse?" He smiled.
"I think we have a lot to offer eachother."
The expression on Seticon's skeletal face was as deadpan as possible.
"Let me make sure I understand," He rumbled. "You-- a Tau, whatever that is-- landed on Earth to seek out an ancient Arachnicon, and you're just here to make a deal?"
There was a heavy silence as the Arachnicon regarded the Tau skeptically. Finally, he broke the silence with a laugh, although it sounded closer to a bark.
"You have ball bearings of steel, I'll give you that," He admitted. "What could you possibly have to offer me?"
((SLAMS FISTS ON THE DESK SPARKLING M!AS ARE THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN AND IF U DONT AGREE LETS FIGHT))

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((Another Arachnicon headcanon: Being underground hunters, Arachnicons are especially attracted to light and motion. I don't remember exactly where I was going with this but imagine Seticon chasing a laser pointer OK))
((Good things about AoE: Lockdown for the first half of the movie?? No dogs humping Origin story?? OTHER ALIUMS Bad things: Everything else))
My character has stumbled upon a magical mirror. However, instead of showing their reflection, it shows what they'd look like in an alternate universe! Send me a verse and I'll describe what they see themselves as in said verse, and their reaction to seeing it.
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((It was terrible omg That being said, not as terrible as I thought it would be...))
- Prince of Egypt soundtrack: Playing With The Big Boys Now.

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((stares at the clock
I'm going to see AoE and I'm completely prepped for maximum disappointment
but on the bright side, Pac Rim 2 was announced so that's nice))