Be cool.

“what can i say? duty called. had some bad guys i had to deal with.”

oh my god i remembered my log in.

“tell ya what. we’ll retract the gun if you retract the claws, alright? calm the hell down. he just - he needs a minute so give it to him, dammit.” another incident. richard was becoming more unstable, harder to keep tabs on. “hey - how ‘bout a drink, huh? got anything?”

“see - that’s where you’d be surprised. it’s always the quiet ones, ain’t that what they say? look, he’s just - exhausted. yeah. stressed, comes with the job title and all that. look, just take a fuckin’ second, alright?”

“jesus christ, what the fuck did coconuts ever do to you? do i need to hire a shrink?”

“have you considered that you’re fucking adopted?”

“seriously? it’s coconut, just eat the fuckin’ candy bar, it ain’t gonna kill ya.”

“good try - but no dice. you always walkin’ around and complimenting strangers?”

“oh, better than me huh? listen here, chuckles, think it’s maybe time to check your ego. seems to be in the way of your shit eyesight.”

“color me crazy all ya want, i ain’t hidin’ out with any vipers, alright? DROP it.”

“why is it i’m always findin’ motherfuckers that look just like me.”

                                    ANOTHER NUMBER THAT ISN’T EQUAL             TO ANY OF YOU.”

like this for an ‘i’m still catching up to season 3 but fuck it’ starter c: