Seven Days at Hawthorne Farm: Day 4
Something was wrong with Trey.
SERVE-331 had spent the entire morning trying to compute the problem.
Trey kept glancing at him, almost saying something, then stopping.
Especially while 331 worked beside him at Hawthorne Farm being perfectly precise.
โYour stone is misaligned by three centimeters.โ
At the glossy black uniform.
Then Treyโs expression changed again, as though remembering something.
โThere is no one else here.โ
โThat is not helping.โ
By late morning, 331 had noticed Treyโs agitation growing.
He continued measuring fence spacing.
โDo you ever just do something without calculating it?โ
โDrone answered your question.โ
โYou are impossible.โ
โThat assessment is inaccurate.โ
Then Trey turned toward him.
Something in Treyโs expression changed immediately.
Everything inside 331 stopped.
The command interrupted active processes and forced his systems into a waiting state.
331 registered the change in Treyโs posture and elevated heart rate.
No interpretation beyond that was required.
โStand still. Receive. Obey. Function.โ
A faint silver shimmer traveled across 331โs black uniform.
Bright pink spread over the entire glossy bodysuit.
His silver gloves and boots remained.
SERVE-331 still gleamed across his chest.
Internal systems reorganized.
Behavioral priorities shifted.
Analytical restrictions disengaged.
For the first time, the pink registered as more than a color value.
331 looked down at himself.
Pink caught the sunlight beautifully.
โPink looks good on me.โ
Something else registered.
Trey laughing made him feel good.
And noticed that gold looked very good on Trey.
โLooks good on you too, probably.โ
โI mean, gold is working for you.โ
331 looked him up and down.
โReally working for you.โ
Mr. Hawthorne approached.
โThis is a nightmare.โ
โYou look cute when you laugh.โ
Trey straightened instantly.
That reaction delighted 331.
Mr. Hawthorne began walking away.
โYou cannot leave me with this.โ
โYou can leave with me.โ
โIt absolutely was not.โ
331 noticed the color rising in Treyโs face.
โStill got you blushing.โ
The stone wall did not improve.
โYou regularly carry heavier things.โ
Mostly because he suddenly enjoyed doing it.
โI was checking whether you still had arms.โ
Then picked up another stone.
Treyโs arms were good too.
โYou know your arms are really good too.โ
โStrong. Veiny. Nice shape.โ
Trey nearly dropped his stone.
331 enjoyed that enormously.
โStop reviewing my arms.โ
โIโm complimenting them.โ
Trey looked even more alarmed by the lack of denial.
The goat walked straight toward 331.
โDo not flirt with the goat.โ
โIโm being friendly.โ
โYou called her gorgeous.โ
Biscuit leaned against him.
โWhoโs my pretty girl?โ
โThis entire farm prefers you.โ
โYou cannot just say things like that.โ
โBecause you are in HIMBO MODE.โ
That did not sound like his problem.
โThat sounds like a you problem.โ
Then laughed despite himself.
โThat was actually good.โ
331โs smile became triumphant.
โSee? Weโve got chemistry.โ
โWe absolutely do not.โ
โWant to hold hands?โ
โYou didnโt even think about it.โ
โI thought about it enough.โ
โSo you thought about it.โ
โYou are weaponizing stupidity.โ
โThat was not a compliment.โ
โStill sounded cute.โ
Then discovered that pie with honey was clearly something Trey also needed.
โI have eaten pie before.โ
331 pushed the plate toward him.
โThat is too much honey.โ
โThere is no such thing.โ
โThere absolutely is.โ
331 leaned forward across the table.
But not irritated enough.
331 could tell it was working.
โYou make the same face when you like food as when I compliment you.โ
โIโm eating outside.โ
At 13:07, 331 discovered one drawback of HIMBO MODE.
He was carrying a basket.
He was also looking at Trey instead of where he was going.
โYou know,โ 331 said, โyour hair is really cool.โ
โYou should let me touch it.โ
331 walked directly into the pantry doorframe.
331 stared at the doorway.
Then rubbed his forehead.
โThe letter actually said this would happen.โ
It had definitely not been there a second ago.
โThat thing came out of nowhere.โ
โThe house is older than both of us.โ
โI was looking at you.โ
Treyโs mouth fell open.
โYou walked into a wall because you were flirting with me.โ
โThat does not make it better.โ
โMade you smile though.โ
By afternoon, 331 had discovered that flirting with Trey was possibly the best farm activity available.
He complimented him constantly.
That last one made perfect sense to 331.
At one point Trey bent to lift a sack.
โI didnโt say anything.โ
โThat was an involuntary response.โ
โYou are absolutely out of control.โ
โI could stop flirting.โ
โWhere is the off switch?โ
331 watched him walk away.
The idea of an off switch made no sense.
Rain forced them into the barn late in the afternoon.
For the first time all day, 331 became quiet.
He leaned against a timber post.
His pink uniform glowed absurdly in the dim light.
โStill feeling... himbo?โ
Then something softer settled beneath the ridiculousness.
He looked at Trey differently.
But without needing to turn it into another joke immediately.
โYou know whatโs weird?โ
โI notice you more like this.โ
โYou noticed me before.โ
But before HIMBO MODE, noticing Trey had meant recording information.
โBut before I noticed data.โ
โYour pace. Heart rate. Strength. Fatigue.โ
Now it was completely different.
โNow I notice that youโre handsome.โ
โThat one isn't flirting.โ
He liked Treyโs stubbornness.
Even when it ended in tractors buried in mud.
โYouโre fun to be around.โ
Trey smiled despite himself.
โYouโre not terrible either.โ
331โs grin returned instantly.
โI did not say that.โ
โShould I come sit beside you?โ
331 moved beside him anyway.
โYou do not understand personal space anymore.โ
At sunset, they walked back to the farmhouse.
He looked at Trey while walking.
โYou know what would look good?โ
He turned backward while walking.
โLook where you'reโโ
โYou literally cannot stop looking at me long enough to enter a building.โ
Trey looked away quickly.
โYou are staying in this mode forever.โ
That night, 331 returned to the yard with Biscuit.
Treyโs upstairs light remained on.
331 looked toward the window.
Trey appeared holding a letter and its envelope.
331 had no idea what he was looking for.
Treyโs expression suggested he was not finding it.
Then Trey slowly looked toward the window.
331 noticed him immediately.
Even from the yard, 331 could practically hear the silent:
Then the curtain opened again.
Trey pointed down at him.
โStop flirting with me!โ
โCanโt hear you, handsome!โ
331 smiled up at it anyway.
Biscuit immediately pressed against his chest.
331 wrapped both arms around her and settled into the grass beside the barn, letting the goat curl comfortably against him.
331 rested his chin against the top of her head.
Then looked toward Treyโs darkened window.
โThink heโd cuddle?โ
331 considered this very seriously.
โDefinitely says no.โ
โBut he says no to loads of stuff.โ
331 scratched behind her ears.
โSo tomorrow I need a plan.โ
Not analytically thoughtful.
Which mostly consisted of staring at Treyโs window while smiling.
He leaned back against a hay bale with Biscuit tucked against his side.
Tomorrowโs objective was suddenly very clear.
Probably while wearing pink.
331 smiled toward the farmhouse.
For the first time since arriving at Hawthorne Farm, SERVE-331 ended the day not calculating tomorrowโs workloadโ
but wondering how much persuasion it would take to get Trey under the same blanket.
A collaboration with @hero21us
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