as a Regular Guy who happens to read ~300 books a year i feel the particular responsibility to refuse the bookfluencer industrial complex and remind people that identity as a reader is based solely on whether or not you happen to enjoy pleasure reading, not achieving some numerical goal or having the hottest take

Here's my CV, it contains all of my contact data, relevant experience and education, I took special care to make it look clean and profesional and yet not longer than 2 pages so you don't get bored of doing your job after reading my name and dismiss my profile halfway. Yes ok, here is all of that same info I already put on my CV again, but written manually in a thousand little fields on the same webpage you told me to upload my CV in, which contains the same information but better explained and more accurate to my profile. oh you also want me to write you a personalised little love letter? are you sure? cant the AI just reject me from my CV alone? no? Should we meet up behind the school building after class so I can give you a handwritten copy of my CV covered in glitter?? Do you promise to read it thoroughly and think about it???

"the people of gaza don't have internet and wouldn't be e-begging" and also all cats are girls and all dogs are boys and the moon is made of cheese. are you fucking stupid