Things aren't always what they seem.

Leave one of these titles in my ask box, and I will write about the topic stated with them.

The Crystal Chamber - my character discovers an ancient historical site with yours.

A Whole New World - my character goes on a romantic journey/honeymoon with yours.

Beware the Groove - my character gets angry with/wants to kill your character

(I won’t say) I’m in Love - my character falls in love with yours, but is too afraid to admit it.

Aloha Oe - my character has to say goodbye to your character.

Be Prepared - my character plots an evil scheme against your character

Fathoms Below - AU universe where our characters are mermaids

I’ll Make a Man out of You - my character decides to try and shape up yours.

This is Gonna Be Good - my character learns your character is in fact alive after believing they were long dead.

He Lives In You  - my character starts hearing your character’s voice in their head.

Strangers Like Me - my character teaches yours about something new

Married Life - a quick romantic drabble about your character and mine, from the moment they meet, till the day one of them dies.

The Stroke of Midnight - our characters fall in love, but mine is forced to leave suddenly on the day of their meeting.

On My Way - our characters go on a look walk together, trying to reach [destination of your choosing] for [reason of your choosing] 

Magic Mirror - my character gets extremely jealous of yours

One Jump Ahead - our characters are escaping the law together

The Circle of Life  - my character experiences your character’s death

A Star is Born - your character becomes extremely famous, and my character watches their rise to fame from the sidelines.

These Twists and Turns of Fate - your character fulfills a long awaited wish of my character [can be chosen by you, or left for me to decide]

when u wanna do the memes but ur followers like nah

"And if you keep being a sarcastic bitch, you’re gonna wind up with my wand in your face. Again.”

     He wasn’t exactly expecting her to leave,      although part of him had hoped that she      would take the hint and move to another      table. After all, he had a lot of work to get      done for both himself and for Harry, since      it was  his week  to do the research  and      finish  the  assignments that  were  due      at the end of the week.  

"Just because your mouth is particularly foul and comfortable with cursing doesn't mean your wand is."

     Her temper flared back up again before      she could stop it, blood boiling fiercely      beneath her skin. The stupid prat just      had to go and bring that back up. She       could have sworn they'd made a silent      agreement to never talk about it again.

          Or, at least she had.

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