* ❛ Joaquin ❜ *

And prayers, preppy

Oh my God, are you a republican? 😦

Do only republicans say thoughts and prayers 😦

I love this candid shot, not at all posed to look all badass or anything, unscented brick

And prayers, preppy

sorry baby didn’t mean for things to go this way

You told me you loved me, I feel like i’m getting played

i do love you, why don’t you trust me?

I have never trusted anyone more than I trust you

You never really feel the same after that

This picture feels expensive

If I tell you how much my limbs are ensured for, you’d know how expensive it would all be

Funny you should say that, I was just talking to someone about organ donation

Should I be concerned or view you admirably?

However you feel like viewing me is more than enough for me :)

Is flirting your weapon of choice?

I can’t bash it, it’s worked out for me every time thus far

Every time?

Every time so far

I’ll keep that in mind

This feels like it’ll come back to bite me

this is slay!

It would have been more slay with Telly :(

telly will only slay with me

This is not fair, I’m taking this to court and fighting for joint custody

first my liver, then my dog, you just NEVER stop

What can I say, I’m insatiable and you’re enabling it

enabling it?! i’m saying no!!

You didn’t say no to the liver

I couldn’t imagine why anyone would want for it to end like that with you

Aw Cheryl ;( You’re too kind to me, Red, this is why we’re best friends ;(

Good lord. Let’s stop the antics before I projectile vomit red glitter

You mean your first reply wasn’t genuine at all?? Aw, you’re breaking my heart :(

My first response was to insinuate why anyone would want to plant one on you, you imbecile

I’m heartbroken here Cheryl, never felt worse in my life now that Cheryl Blossom thinks i’m unkissable, this is the worst day of my life :(

this is slay!

It would have been more slay with Telly :(

telly will only slay with me

This is not fair, I’m taking this to court and fighting for joint custody

first my liver, then my dog, you just NEVER stop

What can I say, I’m insatiable and you’re enabling it

This picture feels expensive

If I tell you how much my limbs are ensured for, you’d know how expensive it would all be

Funny you should say that, I was just talking to someone about organ donation

Should I be concerned or view you admirably?

However you feel like viewing me is more than enough for me :)

Is flirting your weapon of choice?

I can’t bash it, it’s worked out for me every time thus far

Every time?

Every time so far

I couldn’t imagine why anyone would want for it to end like that with you

Aw Cheryl ;( You’re too kind to me, Red, this is why we’re best friends ;(

Good lord. Let’s stop the antics before I projectile vomit red glitter

You mean your first reply wasn’t genuine at all?? Aw, you’re breaking my heart :(

this is slay!

It would have been more slay with Telly :(

telly will only slay with me

This is not fair, I’m taking this to court and fighting for joint custody

This picture feels expensive

If I tell you how much my limbs are ensured for, you’d know how expensive it would all be

Funny you should say that, I was just talking to someone about organ donation

Should I be concerned or view you admirably?

However you feel like viewing me is more than enough for me :)

Is flirting your weapon of choice?

I can’t bash it, it’s worked out for me every time thus far

Love hurts or whatever they say, right?

Yeah, whatever that saying is, you’re so right

I couldn’t imagine why anyone would want for it to end like that with you

Aw Cheryl ;( You’re too kind to me, Red, this is why we’re best friends ;(

this is slay!

It would have been more slay with Telly :(

There is literally a spider on your wall there’s no way you’re this happy

where the hell are you seeing the spider

What is that black dot

no way you thought that very circular dot was a spider

No way that isn’t a spider, prove it

i swear to god if you zoom in the fucker has legs

IT DOES