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thought about lestappen again im gonna throw up/pos. sorry guys i really love these two rich freaks of racing nature so this is now a random thoughts + lestappen yapping blog. i fear it will get worse and i dont apologize

#lestappen #serket threatens to yap more about lestappen and yall are like oh im sure

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i wanna nap but i cant stop thinking about the lestappen podium especially when max (racing freak 1) was like "yeah i saw charles (racing freak 2) in my mirrors and decided to choose life lmaooo" and he laughed like a schoolgirl with a crush

no one save him he is right where he wants to be

#lestappen #lestappen podium #i love these freaks of nature A Little Bit #or as i like to call them: track terrorist husbands who regularly support each other's track terrorism

justaninchident-1633

A wise person once said 'Max race less aggressively with Charles, because he knows that if he races against Charles the way he races against the others, he'll send both of them flying to the sun.'

#max knows that charles will in fact kill them both if he dares attempt to terrorize him like he does with everyone else #and he loves it with all his heart #no one save him he's exactly where he wants to be #lestappen #funniest thing ever honestly

spa race recap!!!:

kimi p1 AND LESTAPPEN P2 AND P3 THE LESTAPPEN PODIUM SUMMONING CIRCLE FUCKING WORKED LETS GOOOOOOO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GOOOO OMG OMG OMGOMGOMGOGMGOGMGOMGMGOM😭😭😭😭😭😭

dnfs: george briefly went a lil wtw with lewis and spun a bit and was sent to the void (the gravel and out of the race) w/ some front wing damage to lewis -> five second penalty to lewis for causing a collision, checo out for broken suspension (explains why he was 30 sec behind the fucking aston)

charles and oscar having a wee lil spat and losing part of his front wing and then losing p4 to lewis oop but no further action?? yeah okay ig sure why not????

i just learned that lando's front wing cracked during one of the safety cars???? what the fuck?????

uhhhh ferrari mechanic had an oopsie and got his arm briefly caught in lewis' front right but he's okay thank god (was told very late about tyre adjustment at the same time lewis was given the go) -> stewards will investigate after the race aka they'll let us know in a week or smth bc they suck -> update: they have fined ferrari €30,000 but did not give lewis a time penalty which i kinda thought they were gonna do

isack went from p21 to p6 amazing job he did incredible!!!!

liam and arvid had a wee lil spat halfway through and pierre was almost caught in the crossfire but it ended up fine

no lestappen battle unfortunately😔😔😔😔 but its okay i eagerly await for hungary

in conclusion: THE SUMMONING CIRCLE WORKED???? IM JUST AS SHOCKED AS YALL PROBABLY ARE BUT ITS OKAY BC IM HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! onto hungary and prepare those sacrifices!!!!

#max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen #kimi antonelli #lestappen podium + one of their many kids #once again good job to isack from going dead last to p6 im so proud of him ^^#no brocedes this weekend (thank fuck i cant handle allat rn)#im gonna go scroll through the lestappen tag and kick my feet alongside the other girlies ^^#belgian gp 2026 #lestappen podium #lestappen podium summoning circle has reset!!

very late spa quali recap!!!:

kimi p1 (no one's shocked), max p2 (YAYYY), and lando p3 (okay ig) but since he's got a grid penalty he's gonna be starting at p13 so george is technically p3. charles got p5 or p4 by technicality

nico out at q2???? uhhhhh?????? he stopped bc of a hydraulic leak????

red flag to yellow flag halfway through q3 bc of gravel from oscar accidentally weaving into the void

yeah other than that literally nothing happened soooooo everything just might happen tmrw and none of us will be prepared. like watch kimi's engine kill itself, oscar disappear into the void (the gravel and also the barrier), george AND lando's cars killing themselves bc why not, the astons getting sent to hell (spinning out), and maybe lewis going tyre to tyre with someone and losing and getting sent to the void (spinning out into the gravel)

just some funny predictions courtesy of my insane brain!! if any of them happen, someone somewhere owes me 20 bucks

in conclusion: i was bored the entire time but im hoping for a potential lestappen podium as always!! and i said in my lestappen podium summoning circle, if nico is there tmrw im jumping bc i can only handle one generational racing pairing whose destinies were basically written in the stars per weekend

#belgian gp 2026 #max verstappen #kimi antonelli #charles leclerc #praying for a lestappen podium tmrw #nico if you can hear me: just watch the race at home PLS #i cannot handle brocedes rn #im trying to be happy-ish rn not depressed

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LESTAPPEN PODIUM LESTAPPEN PODIUM LESTAPPEN PODIUM LESTAPPEN PODIUM LESTAPPEN PODIUM LESTAPPEN PODIUM

post-race update: IT FUCKING WORKED LETS GOOOOOOOOOO OMG I WAS SO WORRIED FOR A SECOND😭😭😭😭

alright yall know the drill by now: the circle shall reset for hungary, prepare your sacrifices if you plan to donate some ^^

#max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen #lestappen podium summoning circle starts now #this time i used last years trophy and it looks. um. idek like why is it so????? “i just made some bulllllshiiiiiit”?????#this will continue until morale improves #donate some sacrifices if you want!!#btw if nico is actually there tmrw im jumping #i can only handle ONE generational pairing with their destiny written in the stars per weekend okay #belgian gp 2026 #IT WORKED LETS GO

i have learned of the "hard launch" (not really a hard launch when we all knew about it) and i have announced that i will be transferring the rest of my support to charles leclerc (as if it was not obvious from since i started screaming about f1 on here) because what the actual fuck

yeah he doesnt care bc billion dollar man but i just had to leclerify also its funnier to me and i do what i want :>

#charles leclerc #f1 #formula one #yall know what im talking about #sorry lewis but youve lost your way😔😔#you may be the goat but your decision making has not been the greatest of all time😔😔

just when i said i was feeling starved for those two freaks of nature and coming off of reading that article about max's future at red bull and in f1 in general, charles really said HEY SO I LOVE RACING AGAINST HIM AND I THINK HE SHOULD BE TEAMMATES WITH ME DID YOU HEAR ME MAX I AM PROPOSING JOIN FERRARI YOU WOULD LOOK GREAT IN ROSSO CORSA-

#lestappen #max verstappen #charles leclerc #belgian gp 2026 #god i love these freaks of nature (if that wasnt obvious lol)#he really saw max being depressed after silverstone and was like #“dw pookie i gotchu!! so guys i want us to be teammates-”

mikadonian

p1princess16

Im not online for a day and its the day Charles yaps abt Max. . .

thanks universe😭❤️‍🩹

serket-scorpionstarlight

lol same i decided to be offline for a few days and suddenly charles decides to remind everyone how no one is doing it like him and max

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hotmandrivefast

Ah my beautiful lestappen….

#i love those two freaks of nature #truly no one else is doing it like them rn #who will be the leclerc to my verstappen

its race weekend!!! you know what that means!!!

new lestappen podium summoning circle to be displayed to the masses before quali!!! if you would like, you may donate your sacrifices to the circle!!

#max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen #lestappen podium PLSPLSPLSPLSPLS #lestappen podium summoning circle starts soon #i feel the insanity setting in again #i think the starvation for lestappen is doing this to me #belgian gp 2026

twentytwocentimeternails

whats good its your neighborhood oomf back at it again with a new crazy prank/ref how do you feel about the trout population

First thing that has to go

serket-scorpionstarlight

damn that sucks. you heard hymn trouts!! you gotta go!! sends a hydrogen bomb to the entire trout population

in a non f1 related thought i think ultrakill's God should be locked in an enclosure and poked with needles full of hydrochloric acid until He explodes

#ultrakill #ultrakill fraud #ultrakill god #been thinking about He again #as incomprehensible as His divine creations #and as flawed as His mortal creations #schrodinger's divinity #in this essay i wont

hey should i make a playlist of lestappen podiums or should i just schedule that long overdue lobotomy

#lestappen #1633 #lestappen podium #im actually going crazy #do you know how many lestappen pins ive saved to my f1 board #it probs takes up a third of the damn thing #tfw when you wanna throw the blorbos in a blender #these rich guys dictate my mood for the week what even is life

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Sets up camp in your inbox. Do you wanna stargaze with me

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its been 257 days since the last lestappodium

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