Dreaming of A Wonderful Life

... [Drags hand over face] If it was in the living room? Well I could either kick everyone out or just pretend like I didn't see a damn thing.

"What’s with that look, Jill? Princess is a pretty nice girl."

"I don't have anything against her. She just reminds me of that time I had to go find like 101 sprites to save the Harvest Goddess because of either her or some other deity."

Well the barn is definitely off limits even still because that's where my animals are. They don't need to be seeing any humans doing any deed of the sort. 

"I’ll let you know if he and I end up having a musical number about feeding him, Jill," he said. "I’ll be sure to record it."

Oh goddess anon… I know exactly what you mean!

...Oh look at the time! It's time to burn my sheets. 

Yeah he could be around them. I would just warn them first. 

Ew gross. But if I had to think of him that way... [Ponders this for a bit before shaking her head] No way. He's still a giant Jackass. I would probably tolerate him less.

"How would they ever learn to not fall in the river if you give them decent clothes, though, Jill? Why do you think the girls I gave them too aren’t falling into rivers or getting rained on again?"

Ahahaha..haha…haa.. [Rubs currently burning cheeks] It was sort of awkward and sort of sweet at the same time. It was with this boy I had a giant crush on in the sixth grade and we were at some mutual friend’s birthday party. All my friends were whispering about how he liked me too and were telling me to just go for it! So I asked him to dance with me and he agreed. So he was leaning forward and I knew he was going in for the kill! But… I got nervous and turned my head and he ended up kissing my ear. I tried to make up for it by kissing him but I missed and kissed his chin. Pretty embarrassing seeing as everyone had to be looking our way.

So I sort of ran away to go hide outside— I think it was behind a bush or some small tree. And he came to get me because they were ready to serve the cake. I tried to apologize but he apologized first and started spewing about how embarrassed he was. Soon we started laughing and then I just decided to kiss him properly this time. Just a short sweet kiss.

Er, well you know it's really up to him you know? I just hope that whoever he decides to go for is a good person and is decent enough to know that I live here too and I don't want to walk in on anything. Especially since I'm the main one who cleans up around here. 

Y’know anon, I did try them! It was so strange but I ended up passing out and waking up somewhere strange.