xx - alternian idiot;;

I GOT A NEW AIR-FRESHENER AND IT’S JUST BEEN MAKING ME SNEEZE ALL NIGHT, THE FUCK.

Big Hat

PERHAPS, YOU COULD SAY, THE BIGGEST OF HATS.

HI, SERIA. HOW ARE YOU. I SEE YOU THERE.

HI THERE, SWEETHEART. (:B

THAT'S A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU. (:<B

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DON’T LOOK AT ME, I DIDN’T MAKE HIM A MONSTER FUCKER.

sounds fake 

👀 💦

im just gonna blame like 90% of the things Kan does on you now you’re a bad influence 

NOT INCORRECT BUT STILL RUDE!

👀

DON’T LOOK AT ME, I DIDN’T MAKE HIM A MONSTER FUCKER.

sounds fake 

👀 💦

👀

DON'T LOOK AT ME, I DIDN'T MAKE HIM A MONSTER FUCKER.

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

HEY YOURSELF, RAINBOW BRITE.

listen, shut the fuck up 

I WILL NOT.

I’m gonna smack you in the mouth 

DON’T FLIRT WITH ME IN PUBLIC, CHERRY. 6;B

HEY YOURSELF, RAINBOW BRITE.

listen, shut the fuck up 

I WILL NOT.