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name:: Roach
age:: (REDACTED)
pronouns:: he/they/xe/it/pup/pupself
labels:: Pansexual, Transmasc, demiboy, pup gender, ace flux, neopronouns
timezone:: PDT
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@sergeantroach
general info
name:: Roach
age:: (REDACTED)
pronouns:: he/they/xe/it/pup/pupself
labels:: Pansexual, Transmasc, demiboy, pup gender, ace flux, neopronouns
timezone:: PDT
Roach fictionkin
Follow me on TT : @ sp4ce_ace4life

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I'm bored
Soap left to try to find a cure for w33d gummies
So I'm stuck alone
🥚 Scrambled with pepper & ketchup
🥩NO Last time I ate steak I was constipated for 3 months
🥛 2% but almond milk is kinda delicious
🍷cider or beer, used to love vodka but cant drink it no more
☕️ Hot chocolate, im so sick of coffee
Thanks for the tag!! @harmony-of-the-dead
🥚 all of them, i freakin love egg, hard boiled not too much but ill eat it
🥩uhhh like normal?? idk, like where it kind of, just a tiny bit red/raw inside
🥛 full fat?? i like my milk thick and natural, cow milk mostly, but goat is super good too
🍷i dont drink due to religion lol, but i like apple flavoured non alchaholic beer, blame my grandpa and polish culture for that
☕️kisiel (cherry flavoured might be my favourite) or just hot cocoa np tags: @twoj-wujo-stanislaw @mushed-kid @fullofciestars @phlopdog @gonf1shn + open tags
thanks for the tag!!
🥚: scrambled or fried
🥩: i’ve never ate a steak :p
🥛: i usually drink 1,5%
🍷: i don’t drink ‘cause i’m a minor (and it’s unhealthy and addictive, there’s no way i’m touching that)
☕️: cereal coffee
np tags: @norzyczki @gl1tzygl0ck @drowninnoodles @moonandstarshangoutinbars + open tags
Ty for tagging me <3 this is fun!
🥚 soft boiled
🥩 steak tastes awfully bland, is overpriced and overrated – none!
🥛 oat only
🍷 cider but sex on the beach was good as hell too
☕ mint tea with honey
@irlorangecat @theinterpretingbookworm @deathhull @shwuuu @tajfuntesi @parapetowki + open tags!
@norzyczki ty for tagging me <3
egg: omelette w lots of cheese inside
steak: done
milk: oat
alcohol: white wine
warm drink: black tea with a splash of milk and a decent amount of honey
tagging: @petrichor-mist @ethanslife1o1 @muppets-lover @future-muse @nitasnotes @coraxoxo @angels8share @deathhull @novalunosispalettepages @grugernation @lonelypony-m @manicglitteringcorvid @goldendaysforever @irlorangecat+anyone else who sees this and feels like joining 🫶🏼
🥚 Sunny side up or French Toast (I know it’s not an egg type but still)
🥩 Well done, I think (Haven’t had some in a while)
🥛 Chocolate milk
🍷 None, because I’m a minor (Also, I don’t like the taste)
☕️ French Press Mocha (Making some today)
Tags
@rayray20100 @the-featherless-biped @shwuuu @jello-the-frog + open tags
🥚 Sunny side up or boiled
🥩 Medium rare if they can manage
🥛 No (I’m lactose intolerant)
🍷 None because I’m a minor with a heart condition. But if I was a adult without medical issues I’d like it fruity
☕️Ew
🍵 Much better, leaf water is superior
IDK why I’m doing this but I was tagged so here we go???
Egg: Boiled or plain omlette
Steak: Never had it.
Milk: Oat.
Wine: First point, Muslim. Second point, 13.
Warm drink: none. Everything I drink must be cold. Unless I have a sore throat when I’ll gulp down boiling water voluntarily to soothe that shit.
Tagging moots I guess?
@crowningsarcasm @star-lover-official @halfmouse @astracaedes @blorbo-brainrot-time @passing-through-bd @im-evaporating @sillylilzebra @timothyduckingaround @thedragonwithoutfire @stargazin-on-mars @marsishorriblysad @killer-offical
Eggs: either scrambled or in an omelette
Steak: medium/medium well
Milk: 2% or whole
Alcohol: none, zilch, nada, 0, big ol goose egg
Warm drink: tea or hot cocoa :)
@guysandcorpses @xxdickiebirdxx @m-ozzy @ryland-grace-official-account @thepantheonsarchive @big-green-commie
eggs: scrambled
steak: rare
milk: 2% lactose free
alcohol: i dont like drinking
warm drink: hot cocoa, but im not really a warm drink person
@theguybehindthechair @thefutureisbulletproof-saidmcr @nightwingdickrider @formerglory25 @veesalienspaceship
eggs: omlete with like at least ham and cheese (and bacon and mushrooms if i’m feeling fancy) or over easy with buttered toast and bacon on the side
steak: medium to medium rare depending on if i trust the place. usually more on the side of medium tho (love a medium rare burger tho mmm 😋)
milk: lowkey whatever my mom gets. i’d only really use it in cereal anyway
alcohol: no preference
warm drink: hot cocoa. or if i’m feeling it (and want to spend large sums of money) that white chocolate mocha from starbucks
@nxght-of-drxzmx @plaguedbysanity @greenlitebrite (<- am i allowed to tag ur main idk if ur gonna like shoot me or not) @redhoodisalive @the-revenantknight @crowzzznest @dickgraysonoffical
Eggs: Hard boiled, either in an egg cup with maggi on the side or in a salad… Or! Or! Warm chickpeas. One of my dearly beloved childhood struggle meals.
Steak: I don’t eat most meats anymore, especially steak (texture problems) but definitely medium rare once in a blue moon. If we’re talking tuna steaks, RARE. I WANT IT SWIMMING.
Milk: …I have milk trauma so I don’t usually drink it but if I’ve got cookies or brownies then just- Uh, lactose free but regular? I usually just buy fairlife idk. Mostly use it for cereal or tea. (Half n half for coffee unless it’s iced)
Alcohol: WHISKEY ON THE ROCKS BABYYYYYY or the occasional mojito or elderflower cocktail.
Warm drink: …What time of day is it and what season? I’m an at-home barista, I can make literally anything. Tea, OR coffee. But… I’m thinking an autumn morning/night, one coffee deep, it’s 7 am (or midnight) and I’m writing my novel… Traditional masala chai, made on the stove like how my Nana taught me. Nothing tastes better <3
Thanks for the tag!
@certifiedshrimpy @lavender-loves-space @jesuswarriordaughter @sapphiremars663 @urgirlsydneyyy
And anyone else!
Tyy for the tag!
🥚 - not a big fan, but for the protein, cheese omlette. Haloumi cheese in specific. Masks out the flavour.
🥩 - like… Normal?
🥛 - normal but I lowkey love almond milk too
🍷- underage, but I love virgin piña colada and mojito
☕ - hOT CHOCOLATE. Or coffee.
@bloodrebellion @someoneintoomanyfandoms1 @sapphiremars663 @plastic0noband @stayhomegirl @anyone who sees this
oh fuck my indecisiveness and people pleasing makes thins very hard
🥚- don’t love in the first place, but scrambled if I do eat them ig
🥩- umm normal (I’m so bad with the stages of meat help)
🥛- regular. Idk. I just do eenie meenie miney moe with milk cartons at the store if it looks good
🍷- underaged!
☕- hot chocolate!
@thebumblebeealchemist @bextheibex @escaped-instagram-user +open tags
🥚- OMELETTE
🥩 - 🇳🇵
🥛 - CHOCCY
🍷 - me minor
☕ - HOT. CHOCOLATE. RAHHHHHH—
@betterthancolumbus
Egg:first add onion and ham to a pan to slightly roast them, then add the beaten (beat them up like they owe you money) eggs
Steak:medium rare with potatoes on the side
Milk:regular cow milk since they dont sell chocolate milk anywhere near me (lactose intolerance be damned i want my iced coffee)
Alcohol:the only alcohol im near is rubbing alcohol incase in get a wound
Warm drink:i dont like warm drinks (make me feel gross inside)
@vivaciouscomet @ghostyashley @cocoacactus12 @thedemoninthegoal @mio5551 I SUMMON YE MY MOOTS!!!
🥚Egg🥚 =-> I love my omelettes, but I also love my scrambled eggs too.
🥩Steak🥩=-> 90% of my diet is vegetables, fruit, carbs and dairy. I only accept chicken and fish. The rest mess up my stomach.
🐮Milk🐮=-> I love all my dairy products including milk wether it be regular or chocolate milk. Low-key like strawberry milk too. I’m a person of variety.
🍷Alcohol🍷=-> Once in a blue moon a glass of red wine. But I also prefer it watered down cuz’ the taste be sharp sometimes. So yes, rarely.
☕Warm Drink☕=-> HOT CHOCOLATE WITH WIPPED CREAM ON TOP. Plus cinnamon.
@ghostyashley @starcod3-unavailabl3
Egg: good ol’ fried eggs, adding tomatoes or date syrup makes them better Steak: have you considered: minced meat Milk: whole fat milk, chocolate milk’s also nice Alcohol: minor + religious reasons Warm Drink: Black tea with a bit of sugar, bonus points if it’s with biscuits @licoriceisback @funnyguy2612 @consumption-official + open tags
Eggs: over-easy with some nice toast
Steak: I don’t like steak
Milk: 2% reduced fat milk
Alcohol: I don’t drink
Warm drink: hot coco
@sublime-roadkill-eating-bastard @spid-the-spider @spacey-moth @yaoiandcakecrumbs @dirtyrottentypist @solacerambles @just-sawyer-28 @foxlikescereal @parentscomputer-official
Egg: As long as it’s not spicy.
Stake: medium rare or medium (if you eat it well done that’s NOT FUCKING STAKE.)
Milk: 2%, whole milk, half n half, ect, almond, and so on.
Alcohol: I don’t drink (my mom gave me ‘hot wine’ once. It was bad)
Warm drink: hot chocolate ig.
@pixelpawsisaweirdname @sergeantroach @rentheweatherman
Egg:sunny side up
Steak: rare or medium
Milk: whole
Alcohol: I don't drink
Warm drink: mocha
ITS TAG GAME TIMEEEEEEEEEE
weirdest thing you have ever eaten, like something that had a weird smell or texture or color if it was weird it counts
and there's no judging here bc I'm not the position to judge anyone after what I'm about to say
raw Pillsbury dough, like just straight out the package
@bacone-official @thegayriley @huh-what-the-heck-was-that @weirdo-offical @err0rc0d3 @the-lord-of-rats-offical @trans-boy-thing-offical @satan-offical @divorce-offical
Not one singular thing technically but a marshmallow stuffed with a pickle
@offcommitingarson @do-not-u-dare @bleedingpencils +open tags!
Bark chips when I was in high school
@abouttocommitarson @punkcorazon @schwazombie @skydaddyzeus and anyone else
I ate Gator.
@foxlikescereal @this-tired-guy anyone really.
i ate a bag of cheezits out of a trash can.
(bag was open, cheezits in the bag)
@pixelpawsisaweirdname @thatthingwiththerats @sergeantroach
I ate a sharpie
@pixelpawsisaweirdname idk anyone else
Ugh I'm not talking to you!
I'm not a dere, tsune tsune tsundere
I have a jello heart
I'm not that mean
I'm not blushing
I was just rushing
and forgot sunscreen
please remember to put on sunscreen?
what even are you people on Abt...
(Shachi was reading this over my shoulder and started laughing. I'm worried.)
I'm too lazy to buy sunscreen, can you get me some
i don't have any.
I don't have a reason to need any??? It's eternal night and stars where I'm at.
Arent you like a God? Cant you just use magic to give me some
sure. Fine, whatever.
Here.(☀️🧴)
YAYYYYYYYAYAYYAYYYYYAYAYAYAYAYYYY 🤤🤤🤤🤤 I love sun screen, it tastes so good
DONT EAT IT.
Uhhhh.. Too late? 🥺
whatever.
You aren't my problem
Aw man :(

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Ugh I'm not talking to you!
I'm not a dere, tsune tsune tsundere
I have a jello heart
I'm not that mean
I'm not blushing
I was just rushing
and forgot sunscreen
please remember to put on sunscreen?
what even are you people on Abt...
(Shachi was reading this over my shoulder and started laughing. I'm worried.)
I'm too lazy to buy sunscreen, can you get me some
i don't have any.
I don't have a reason to need any??? It's eternal night and stars where I'm at.
Arent you like a God? Cant you just use magic to give me some
sure. Fine, whatever.
Here.(☀️🧴)
YAYYYYYYYAYAYYAYYYYYAYAYAYAYAYYYY 🤤🤤🤤🤤 I love sun screen, it tastes so good
DONT EAT IT.
Uhhhh.. Too late? 🥺
Ugh I'm not talking to you!
I'm not a dere, tsune tsune tsundere
I have a jello heart
I'm not that mean
I'm not blushing
I was just rushing
and forgot sunscreen
please remember to put on sunscreen?
what even are you people on Abt...
(Shachi was reading this over my shoulder and started laughing. I'm worried.)
I'm too lazy to buy sunscreen, can you get me some
i don't have any.
I don't have a reason to need any??? It's eternal night and stars where I'm at.
Arent you like a God? Cant you just use magic to give me some
sure. Fine, whatever.
Here.(☀️🧴)
YAYYYYYYYAYAYYAYYYYYAYAYAYAYAYYYY 🤤🤤🤤🤤 I love sun screen, it tastes so good
Ugh I'm not talking to you!
I'm not a dere, tsune tsune tsundere
I have a jello heart
I'm not that mean
I'm not blushing
I was just rushing
and forgot sunscreen
please remember to put on sunscreen?
what even are you people on Abt...
(Shachi was reading this over my shoulder and started laughing. I'm worried.)
I'm too lazy to buy sunscreen, can you get me some
i don't have any.
I don't have a reason to need any??? It's eternal night and stars where I'm at.
Arent you like a God? Cant you just use magic to give me some
I think something was in those gummy bears
Oh god
(Hi roach arc is starting)
Ugh I'm not talking to you!
I'm not a dere, tsune tsune tsundere
I have a jello heart
I'm not that mean
I'm not blushing
I was just rushing
and forgot sunscreen
please remember to put on sunscreen?
what even are you people on Abt...
(Shachi was reading this over my shoulder and started laughing. I'm worried.)
I'm too lazy to buy sunscreen, can you get me some

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Are you a tsundere
a.. what??
I showed this to Shachi and Penguin... they both said i am.
Should I be worried
Yes 👍
Whattt
Follow me on Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/sandersongaryroach?igsh=MWZkaGJxaHlsOGE4Mw==
Are you a tsundere
a.. what??
I showed this to Shachi and Penguin... they both said i am.
Should I be worried
Yes 👍
Tell the truth for four days
why?
yall don't even KNOW what's about to happen.
(@pixelpawsisaweirdname and @sergeantroach know what's up)
Ohh?
You could be raw in another way....
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO KEEP SAYING THIS TO ME
Shachi and Penguin did tell me this website was full of horny bastards but. JESUS.
Yeah cap, maybe listen to us next time.
Otherwise.... You'll end up with an alternate version of you, a son, and a weird situationship
Sigh.
What did I sign up for...
...wait.
Weird situationship??
your son's other dad? Yk, ur situationship?
Ah.
I thought... I thought you were referring to...
...nevermind.
Nah, the one probably counts too
What are you referring to
WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO KNOW WEATHER BOY
Tell me....
no.
Read the lore
No.
I have a job

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You could be raw in another way....
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO KEEP SAYING THIS TO ME
Shachi and Penguin did tell me this website was full of horny bastards but. JESUS.
Yeah cap, maybe listen to us next time.
Otherwise.... You'll end up with an alternate version of you, a son, and a weird situationship
Sigh.
What did I sign up for...
...wait.
Weird situationship??
your son's other dad? Yk, ur situationship?
Ah.
I thought... I thought you were referring to...
...nevermind.
Nah, the one probably counts too
What are you referring to
WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO KNOW WEATHER BOY
Tell me....
You could be raw in another way....
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO KEEP SAYING THIS TO ME
Shachi and Penguin did tell me this website was full of horny bastards but. JESUS.
Yeah cap, maybe listen to us next time.
Otherwise.... You'll end up with an alternate version of you, a son, and a weird situationship
Sigh.
What did I sign up for...
...wait.
Weird situationship??
your son's other dad? Yk, ur situationship?
Ah.
I thought... I thought you were referring to...
...nevermind.
Nah, the one probably counts too
What are you referring to