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Iâm Sergeant Heartburn, just a soldier whoâs here for a good time!
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@sergeant-heartburn
Hello! :D
Iâm Sergeant Heartburn, just a soldier whoâs here for a good time!
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Sergeantâs info or smth
Name: Sammy Carter (not modâs name)
Age: 32
Date of Birth: Sept 12, 1993
Height: 5â3â
Gender: female Non-Binary
Rank: E-6 staff sergeant
Callsign: Heartburn
Nationality: American
Spoken languages: English (primary), Spanish
Field Medic
hey ummâŚcaptain, sorry for being gone for a while, but, Iâm back. Iâm alive somewhat
*They smiled at him, hiding behind the door*
@sergeant-heartburn (Iâm alive btw)
"Nice to see you again, sergeant. How have you been?" He asks, raising his head towards them.
Iâve beenâŚokay, I think. I think I have burnout. Other than that everything seems fine. How are you, captain?
Fun Fact
Iâm in JROTC
Captain? IâveâŚgot a question *They mutter softly, most likely half awake knocking on his door. The sergeant was still in their night clothes* -@sergeant-heartburn
ÂŤTell me Sergeant.Âť
He motions for them to come in.
*They stumble in* Do you think I could have some time off?
*They asked before beginning to explain themselfâs*
Iâve been feeling like absolute garbage as of late and havenât been able to complete or do basically anything for likeâŚa week or so. Iâve been a bit worried to say anything since Iâm usually brushed off butâŚI think I need some off time, if you donât mind.
*The explained, grabbing the hoodie that was tied around their waist and putting it on.*
If not thatâs totally fine to! Itâs just a request
*They told him softly, waving themself off as if they assumed the answer was already no*

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Captain, first, who is whiskey, like what Breed ân all. I never get to see the pup
Second can I bring a picture of my dogs on base?
-â¤ď¸âđĽ / @sergeant-heartburn
Whisky is a Maine Coon. He's either around the base or outside most of the time, which is probably why you haven't seen him.
And yes, you can bring a photo of your dogs.
Hold on Whiskeyâs a cat? I thought he was a dog! The more you know I guess. Also thanks. :D
CaptainâŚI mightâve fucked up
Itâs not about the kitchen this time I swear to god
-â¤ď¸âđĽ/ @sergeant-heartburn
What happened?
sighs, preparing for the worst.
not the usual issue, but I think I rolled my shirt tight enough to make it a weapon it actively thuds when I throw it
Captain? I heard that there was a fire. First of all who did it and can I kill them?
*they ask, holding a 12 gauge shotgun*
Second, how much can I give you for the damages before you get suspicious
-â¤ď¸âđĽ/ @sergeant-heartburn
First, you won't kill anyone.
Second, put down those guns.
Third, you don't owe me anything, Sergeant; it wasn't your fault. Strangely enough.
Captain, I have like 60k that I definitely didnât steal from the bank. Let. Me. Help. You. Hell, I have extra MREâs I never touched from when I was in America, saved them just in case the kitchen finally gave out . Iâll give my soul to fix this damn base.
*They stare at him, a stack of like 200 dollars in their hands along with 3 chocolate coins*
The thought alone is enough, Sergeant.
Let the damages be paid by those who are responsible...and I hope the money here doesn't actually come from a robbed bank.
LEMME PAY! Also no the money isnât from a bank. Itâs from kids who have their parentâs credit card info. Mightâve scammed a couple kids with fake robuxâŚ
Just normal things I did before coming here :)
This is precisely why I don't want you to pay.
He sighs, giving up on the idea that they was made that way.
Captain. If I could I would give an arm and a leg for that damned kitchen. Lemme pay for the kitchen >:(
Captain? I heard that there was a fire. First of all who did it and can I kill them?
*they ask, holding a 12 gauge shotgun*
Second, how much can I give you for the damages before you get suspicious
-â¤ď¸âđĽ/ @sergeant-heartburn
First, you won't kill anyone.
Second, put down those guns.
Third, you don't owe me anything, Sergeant; it wasn't your fault. Strangely enough.
Captain, I have like 60k that I definitely didnât steal from the bank. Let. Me. Help. You. Hell, I have extra MREâs I never touched from when I was in America, saved them just in case the kitchen finally gave out . Iâll give my soul to fix this damn base.
*They stare at him, a stack of like 200 dollars in their hands along with 3 chocolate coins*
The thought alone is enough, Sergeant.
Let the damages be paid by those who are responsible...and I hope the money here doesn't actually come from a robbed bank.
LEMME PAY! Also no the money isnât from a bank. Itâs from kids who have their parentâs credit card info. Mightâve scammed a couple kids with fake robuxâŚ
Just normal things I did before coming here :)
Captain? I heard that there was a fire. First of all who did it and can I kill them?
*they ask, holding a 12 gauge shotgun*
Second, how much can I give you for the damages before you get suspicious
-â¤ď¸âđĽ/ @sergeant-heartburn
First, you won't kill anyone.
Second, put down those guns.
Third, you don't owe me anything, Sergeant; it wasn't your fault. Strangely enough.
Captain, I have like 60k that I definitely didnât steal from the bank. Let. Me. Help. You. Hell, I have extra MREâs I never touched from when I was in America, saved them just in case the kitchen finally gave out . Iâll give my soul to fix this damn base.
*They stare at him, a stack of like 200 dollars in their hands along with 3 chocolate coins*

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Captain, can I come in for a second? ItâsâŚsomewhat important
-â¤ď¸âđĽ/ @sergeant-heartburn (I fixed the word sergeant)
Come in. What's going on?
WellâŚitâs something wrong with my file and something I probably needed to tell you for a while. Please donât be mad at me
I hope it's nothing serious. Today's not my day...
Go ahead, speak.
WellâŚIâm nonbinary and would prefer to go by They/then pronouns. If youâre not a big fan i understand
he looks at them with raised eyebrows.
Is that all? No fire started or anything exploded?
I guess so? Youâre not mad?
Why should I?
You didn't set anything on fire, so that's fine.
CaptainâŚthatâs so nice. For a moment I thought you were gonna yell and kick me out of here
If you don't give me a reason to do it, you'll stay here until you retire.
Okay good..though Iâm not retiring anytime soon
Good.
I'll change your file details. Is there anything else?
No sir, thatâs all
Captain, can I come in for a second? ItâsâŚsomewhat important
-â¤ď¸âđĽ/ @sergeant-heartburn (I fixed the word sergeant)
Come in. What's going on?
WellâŚitâs something wrong with my file and something I probably needed to tell you for a while. Please donât be mad at me
I hope it's nothing serious. Today's not my day...
Go ahead, speak.
WellâŚIâm nonbinary and would prefer to go by They/then pronouns. If youâre not a big fan i understand
he looks at them with raised eyebrows.
Is that all? No fire started or anything exploded?
I guess so? Youâre not mad?
Why should I?
You didn't set anything on fire, so that's fine.
CaptainâŚthatâs so nice. For a moment I thought you were gonna yell and kick me out of here
If you don't give me a reason to do it, you'll stay here until you retire.
Okay good..though Iâm not retiring anytime soon
Captain, can I come in for a second? ItâsâŚsomewhat important
-â¤ď¸âđĽ/ @sergeant-heartburn (I fixed the word sergeant)
Come in. What's going on?
WellâŚitâs something wrong with my file and something I probably needed to tell you for a while. Please donât be mad at me
I hope it's nothing serious. Today's not my day...
Go ahead, speak.
WellâŚIâm nonbinary and would prefer to go by They/then pronouns. If youâre not a big fan i understand
he looks at them with raised eyebrows.
Is that all? No fire started or anything exploded?
I guess so? Youâre not mad?
Why should I?
You didn't set anything on fire, so that's fine.
CaptainâŚthatâs so nice. For a moment I thought you were gonna yell and kick me out of here
Captain, can I come in for a second? ItâsâŚsomewhat important
-â¤ď¸âđĽ/ @sergeant-heartburn (I fixed the word sergeant)
Come in. What's going on?
WellâŚitâs something wrong with my file and something I probably needed to tell you for a while. Please donât be mad at me
I hope it's nothing serious. Today's not my day...
Go ahead, speak.
WellâŚIâm nonbinary and would prefer to go by They/then pronouns. If youâre not a big fan i understand
he looks at them with raised eyebrows.
Is that all? No fire started or anything exploded?
I guess so? Youâre not mad?
Captain, can I come in for a second? ItâsâŚsomewhat important
-â¤ď¸âđĽ/ @sergeant-heartburn (I fixed the word sergeant)
Come in. What's going on?
WellâŚitâs something wrong with my file and something I probably needed to tell you for a while. Please donât be mad at me
I hope it's nothing serious. Today's not my day...
Go ahead, speak.
WellâŚIâm nonbinary and would prefer to go by They/then pronouns. If youâre not a big fan i understand

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Captain, can I come in for a second? ItâsâŚsomewhat important
-â¤ď¸âđĽ/ @sergeant-heartburn (I fixed the word sergeant)
Come in. What's going on?
WellâŚitâs something wrong with my file and something I probably needed to tell you for a while. Please donât be mad at me
Captain, they banned me from the damn WendyâsâŚall of them. I canât even door dash them now this is some BS
-â¤ď¸âđĽ/ @sergent-heartburn
And why would they do that? There's probably a reason.
I put the Prime hydration powder in their soda machine.
theyâre buzzkills >:(