Might as well call me Wenshen

      FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS AND ADJUST TO YOUR LIKING. 🐜 

❛ thanks for picking me up.❜

❛ baskin-robbins always finds out. ❜

❛ it wasn’t a violent crime, it was a cool crime! ❜

❛ you want some waffles? ❜ 

❛ i don’t care. i’m out. ❜ 

❛ i think our first move should be calling the avengers. ❜

❛ i’m trying, okay? i’ve changed. ❜

❛ be the person she already thinks you are. ❜ 

❛ gratitude can be forgiveness. ❜ 

❛ oh man, are we screwed? ❜ 

❛ i didn’t steal anything! i was returning something i stole! ❜ 

❛ you know, you almost had us convinced that you’re gonna change your ways. ❜ 

❛ the moment things get hard, you turn right back to crime. ❜ 

❛ GET ON THE DAMN ANT ❜ 

❛ hey– um, whose pajamas are these?! ❜

❛ i believe everybody deserves a shot at redemption. ❜

❛ my days of breaking into places and stealing shit are done. ❜

❛ i need you to break into a place and steal some shit.  ❜

❛ it’s not about saving OUR world. it’s about saving THEIRS. ❜

❛ damn. that was a good speech. ❜

❛ useless. ❜

❛ you gonna show me how to punch? show me how to punch. ❜

❛ alright, princess, let’s get back to work. ❜

❛ aw, you’re cute! ❜

❛ i’m expendable. ❜

❛ it’s not your fault. she made her choice. ❜

❛ i ruined the moment, didn’t i? i’m gonna make some tea. ❜

❛ YOU SON OF A BITCH ❜

❛ it’s really important to me that captain never finds out about this. ❜

❛ that was completely irresponsible and dangerous! you jeopardized everything! ❜

❛ wait a minute… did you just compliment me? ❜

❛ what did you see in me? …all those years ago, you picked ME. what did you see? ❜

❛ THAT’S SO COOL BRO ❜

❛ hey look– this is gonna get weird, alright? it’s pretty freaky, but it’s safe, there’s no reason to be scared. ❜

❛ oh no, daddy don’t get scared. ❜

❛ we’re all doing this for reasons much bigger than any one of us. i’m just glad you have a SLIGHT chance of MAYBE pulling this off. ❜

❛ i actually went from despising you to almost liking you! ❜

❛ wow– wow. i mean, i saw that punch coming from a mile away but i just figured it’d be all pathetic and weak! ❜

❛ hi, little guy!  ❜

❛ you proud of me yet? ❜

❛ you’re sick and i can help you, just put the gun down! ❜

❛ you picked the wrong side, _____ ! ❜

❛ don’t worry, i’m not going to die here. and neither are you. ❜

❛ hey– we’re the good guys, right? feels kinda weird! ❜

❛ I’M GONNA DISINTEGRATE YOU ❜

❛ you insult me. your very existence is insulting to me! ❜

❛ THAT’S A MESSED-UP LOOKING DOG ❜

❛ there’s a… big hole in the roof. ❜

❛ yeah, i don’t know what you’re doing, grabbing and kissing me like that, i was a little surprised myself, i mean, really? ❜

❛ you’re full of shit, ______ ❜

❛ this is awkward. i mean, what do we even talk about after all of this? ❜

❛ look at that chick, she’s like CRAZY STUPID FINE, you know what i’m sayin’? ❜

                “You’re stuck with me, Skyguy.”

Fanty : Do you know that girl?

“You may be a lot bigger than me, and a hell of a lot more intimidating, but that doesn’t make it okay for you to mess around with all my stuff.”

“You’re my guest after all…”

What does that mean exactly? Well, if Jayne doesn’t back off…

//Bad Maeve baaad