Growing up my parents made me believe that someone turning a light on in the car while I’m driving was going to be a much bigger issue in my life than it actually is.

LOCAL DOG DESTROYS CAPITALISM

who knew this would be relevant one day

Damn trump been ugly his whole life

i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal

you’re all going to jail for reblogging this

howcome the president always wins the election

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

imma have to ask u to tone it down a notch crystal

im crystal

I want to cry but i have things to do