as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

so just wipe my ass in front of evrybody

why is a toilet roll being sold for $89.95 though omg

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It’s so easy to tell people to “choose better friends” or “choose a better significant other” but that shit ain’t really realistic because you won’t really know how that person is going to treat you until you’ve actually developed a relationship with them.

My vibe check bounced

please stop forcing me to look at fucking big mouth every time I open Netflix. this should be considered a crime