Got a Secret?

it’s never too late to seek professional help, ethan trollaway.

danica doesn’t have a sugar daddy, danica never had a sugar daddy, if she wanted a sugar daddy, yes danica could probably go out and get one, because she is what?? SICKENING. you could never have a sugar daddy because YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL. baby, everything danica has, she has worked for and she has got herself. danica built herself from the ground up… BITCH! *throws drink*

why yes, the man has five children. do you just like to point out obvious or are you one of those thirsty hoes with ‘issues’? either way, take your bullshit elsewhere, thanks.

no, we actually don’t, and we honestly like to keep it that way. the less we know about that hoe, the better.

rebecca black > shay, tbh.

I mean I think you just did, love.

Brooks, don’t be salty because he’d rather fuck Dante than your annoying ass.

Honestly, sometimes I forget Shay is actually famous. 

Well, Dante has a hot date with his left hand where he fantasies about all the hot blondes in town who don’t talk to him, and Danica has a hot date that involves her buying bigger pants.. So neither. 

That or they’ll become more over the top because they enjoy spiting the ginger cringe. 

would you be alright if you were the only sane person living in a town like snakequim? i’m amazed his liver is still functioning, tbh.

nah, the only fishy thing i smell here is the scent of that nasty hoe’s std ridden vagina. i’m positive that any lingering feelings were brutally slaughtered the moment billy laid her dirty cougar paws on her daughter.

it’s probably because she’s getting fat, so whatever you do, don’t try to comfort her with sweets. just a tip.

no, you’re all boring af. send me some actual tea, cowards!

they definitely share an unfortunate gene pool. it’s what happens when people who shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce do so anyway.

harlan, please save your old, shitty memes for your edgelord friends. no1currs, boo.