I will not be missed.

ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLY CUTE

Good to know that sea turtles are the oceans version of cats

A+

I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

let him say fuck

I was at a crossing once and a kid’s dad said ‘and we have to wait for the green man’ and the 30 people on this crossing all stood waiting for the green man just to prove to this kid that that’s what you do. I’ve never seen anyone wait for the green man on this crossing before you just go when its clear. But Everyone Waited. 

It takes a village to raise a child.

new age posts are just edits of a joke image that have the exact same content of the original image

I feel like this is me when I message people.

Hide and seek is a seemingly innocent game when in reality we are teaching our children the skills needed to survive if they are being hunted.

Memes over