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Special effects artists affixing the table leg that would lead to her demise to Chiaki Kuriyamaâs (Gogo Yubari) head.
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The Well Presented Beaver - Low Priority Soup (Poopies in the Panties of My Life)
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What If by Peter Stults
If Stuntmen from the old movies donât have your full respect then I just donât know what to say to you
David Bowie was a wonderful creature. Probably the most wonderful and most wondrous. Absolutely definitely in fact! The best person ever even. Iâll honour him in the only way I know how. With a list. Iâm a fan of lists. Here are 10 of my favourite Bowie tracks in no particular order:
Suffragette City - this was probably my first favourite Bowie song. I had no idea what a suffragette was, but it sounded like an exciting place to visit when on holidays. I love the sax, the hey manning, the mellow fat chicking and the wham bam thanking you kindly mam-ing. Iâve since learnt what a suffragette is. Itâs a movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLnPd7lzT4g
Port of Amsterdam â This is a Jaques Brel song that Scott Walker translated and covered. Bowie then covered the Scott Walker cover. I like all the versions, but this is my favourite. I listen to it all the time. Very tasty indeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LweR6nLQVaQ
Cat People (Putting Out Fire) â This song was sitting neglected on my computer for many whiles, but I didnât realise it until I saw Inglourious Basterds. Thank you Mr Tarantino. Thereâs a 9-minute version out there in internet land that has some wonderful synth and saxophone solos if you like that sort of thing. I do. Look, I found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvrXkOeu-ss
In The Heat of the Morning â âThe blazing sunset in your eyes will tantalise every man who looks your way. I watched them sink before your gaze, seniorita sway, dance with me before their frozen eyes.â Iâve often thought about changing my name to Will Tantalise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zTqrpc8xaQ
Rock and Roll Suicide â This song starts out softly and slowly builds and builds and then Bam! Youâre not alone, youâre surrounded by horns and youâre wonderful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jg4ekLG9Zo
Station to Station - "It's not the side-effects of the cocaine â I'm thinking that it must be love." Like a sleepy Doozer this is another slow builder, but a satisfying 10 minutes. This is also the only song I will air piano to. The Thin White Duke will return.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY77zDzNmYw
Life On Mars? â This song is great. Youâve heard it before. There may be life on Mars, but it has left this planet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ
âHeroesâ â I once stood in the back of a ute as my driver drove through a long lit up tunnel with this song cranking. I waved my arms about and it was amazing, but also irresponsible. Like most people, Iâve been listening to Bowie all morning. When Helden (German version of Heroes) started playing, my eyes melted and I bawled like lonely kitten. Now Iâm ankle deep in salty eye broth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBuwC4VJi50
Magic Dance â This song reminds me of the babe. The one what had all the power. It was used in a movie that everybody in the world has or should have seen. Did you know? The shit worm in the early stages of the labyrinth was played by David Bowieâs penis. It was the last scene they shot. Jim Henson was impressed by the fact that Davidâs penis kept stealing all the scenes, despite being obscured by tight fitting fabric. He wrote the worm character just for him. It was the last scene they shot.
https://vimeo.com/39655833
Lazarus â This is beautiful and creepy and it makes me really sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JqH1M4Ya8
Space Oddity - This is the 11th song from my top 10. I couldnât leave this out. Hereâs an early version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JiCPJ1mlRw
Anyway, Iâm really fucking sad. Iâm just a sensitive little shy guy.
Farewell, David Jones. Bon voyage, Ziggy Stardust. Goodbye, Aladdin Sane. See you later, Thin White Duke. Sweet dreams, Jareth the Goblin King. Happy travels, David Bowie.
"I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human. I felt very puny as a human. I thought, âFuck that. I want to be a superhuman."
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Directors Insulting Each Other
 1. Francois Truffaut on Michelangelo Antonioni:
âAntonioni is the only important director I have nothing good to say about. He bores me; heâs so solemn and humorless.â
2. Ingmar Bergman on Michelangelo Antonioni: âFellini, Kurosawa, and Bunuel move in the same field as Tarkovsky. Antonioni was on his way, but expired, suffocated by his own tediousness.â
3. Ingmar Berman on Orson Welles: âFor me heâs just a hoax. Itâs empty. Itâs not interesting. Itâs dead. Citizen Kane, which I have a copy of â is all the criticsâ darling, always at the top of every poll taken, but I think itâs a total bore. Above all, the performances are worthless. The amount of respect that movieâs got is absolutely unbelievable.â
4. Ingmar Bergman on Jean-Luc Godard: âIâve never gotten anything out of his movies. They have felt constructed, faux intellectual, and completely dead. Cinematographically uninteresting and infinitely boring. Godard is a fucking bore. Heâs made his films for the critics. One of the movies, Masculin, FĂŠminin, was shot here in Sweden. It was mind-numbingly boring.â
5. Orson Welles on Jean-Luc Godard: âHis gifts as a director are enormous. I just canât take him very seriously as a thinker â and thatâs where we seem to differ, because he does. His message is what he cares about these days, and, like most movie messages, it could be written on the head of a pin.â
6. Werner Herzog on Jean-Luc Godard: âSomeone like Jean-Luc Godard is for me intellectual counterfeit money when compared to a good kung-fu film.â
7. Jean-Luc Godard on Quentin Tarantino: âTarantino named his production company after one of my films. Heâd have done better to give me some money.â
8. Harmony Korine on Quentin Tarantino: âQuentin Tarantino seems to be too concerned with other films. I mean, about appropriating other movies, like in a blender. I think itâs, like, really funny at the time Iâm seeing it, but then, I donât know, thereâs a void there. Some of the references are flat, just pop culture.â
9. Nick Broomfield on Quentin Tarantino: âItâs like watching a schoolboyâs fantasy of violence and sex, which normally Quentin Tarantino would be wanking alone to in his bedroom while this mother is making his baked beans downstairs. Only this time heâs got Harvey Weinstein behind him and itâs on at a million screens.â
10. Spike Lee on Quentin Tarantino (and the ân-wordâ in his scripts): âIâm not against the word, and I use it, but not excessively. And some people speak that way. But, Quentin is infatuated with that word. What does he want to be made â an honorary black man?â
11. Spike Lee on Tyler Perry: âWe got a black president, and we going back to Mantan Moreland and Sleep ânâ Eat?â
12. Tyler Perry on Spike Lee âSpike can go straight to hell! You can print that⌠Spike needs to shut the hell up!â
13. Clint Eastwood on Spike Lee: âA guy like him should shut his face.â
14. Jacques Rivette on Stanley Kubrick: âKubrick is a machine, a mutant, a Martian. He has no human feeling whatsoever. But itâs great when the machine films other machines, as in 2001.â
15. Jacques Rivette on James Cameron (and Steven Spielberg): âCameron isnât evil, heâs not an asshole like Spielberg. He wants to be the new De Mille. Unfortunately, he canât direct his way out of a paper bag. â
16. Jean-Luc Godard on Steven Spielberg: âI donât know him personally. I donât think his films are very good.â
17. Alex Cox on Steven Spielberg: âSpielberg isnât a filmmaker, heâs a confectioner.â
18. Tim Burton on Kevin Smith (after Smith jokingly accused Burton of stealing the ending of Planet of the Apes from a Smith comic book): âAnyone who knows me knows I would never read a comic book. And I would especially never read anything created by Kevin Smith.â
19. Kevin Smith on Tim Burton (in response to âI would never read a comic bookâ): âWhich, to me, explains fucking Batman.â
20. Kevin Smith on Paul Thomas Anderson (specifically, Magnolia): âIâll never watch it again, but I will keep it. Iâll keep it right on my desk, as a constant reminder that a bloated sense of self-importance is the most unattractive quality in a person or their work.â
21. David Gordon Green on Kevin Smith: âHe kind of created a Special Olympics for film. They just kind of lowered the standard. Iâm sure their parents are proud; itâs just nothing I care to buy a ticket for.â
22. Vincent Gallo on Spike Jonze: âHeâs the biggest fraud out there. If you bring him to a party heâs the least interesting person at the party, heâs the person who doesnât know anything. Heâs the person who doesnât say anything funny, interesting, intelligent⌠Heâs a pig piece of shit.â
23. Vincent Gallo on Martin Scorsese: âI wouldnât work for Martin Scorsese for $10 million. He hasnât made a good film in 25 years. I would never work with an egomaniac has-been.â
24. Vincent Gallo on Sofia (and Francis Ford) Coppola: âSofia Coppola likes any guy who has what she wants. If she wants to be a photographer sheâll fuck a photographer. If she wants to be a filmmaker, sheâll fuck a filmmaker. Sheâs a parasite just like her fat, pig father was.â
25. Vincent Gallo on Abel Ferrara: âAbel Ferrara was on so much crack when I did The Funeral, he was never on set. He was in my room trying to pick-pocket me.â
26. Werner Herzog on Abel Ferrara: âI have no idea who Abel Ferrara is. But let him fight the windmills⌠Iâve never seen a film by him. I have no idea who he is. Is he Italian? Is he French? Who is he?â
27. David Cronenberg on M. Night Shymalan: âI HATE that guy! Next question.â
28. Alan Parker on Peter Greenaway (specifically The Draughtsmanâs Contact): âA load of posturing poo-poo.â
29. Ken Russell on Sir Richard Attenborough: âSir Richard (âIâm-going-to-attack-the-Establishment-fifty-years-after-itâs-deadâ) Attenborough is guilty of caricature, a sense of righteous self-satisfaction, and repetition which all undermine the impact of the film.â
30. Uwe Boll on Michael Bay: âIâm not a fucking retard like Michael Bay.â
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