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#SCREENSHOT REDRAW?????????#yorue literally insane

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Im trying to figure out if isopropyl alcohol can actually get you drunk or not and all google is giving me are websites that are like

"You should NOT drink rubbing alcohol. It is very dangerous and bad for you. Rubbing alcohol is not like beer andnis very dangerous to consume"

Like yeah no duh dipshit. Thats not what i asked. Im not asking if its BAD im asking if it gets you drunk. Stupid machine

#the reason is bc i wanna know how much of a dumbass (affectionate) simon iron lung is

mxjackparker

I know people say that the normal amount of pain is zero but I think all of you who say it doesn't hurt to stand or walk (at least a little) are lying

libraford

Today in Steve:

Me: -talking about the wedding I went to, reference my sister in law and her partner-

Steve: back up. Your sister in law is gay too?

Me: well I mean, shes bi, but yeah?

Steve: I understand having mostly gay friends in your case because you get to choose that, but you don't choose your family- how do you get two gay people in your family?

Me: well you see... my cousin Mandy is gay, her brother Gerald is pan, my girlfriend's cousin Darcy is gay, my mom is bi, cousin Jerry is ace-

Steve: -burdened with the knowledge that there isnt a limit of one gay cousin per family-

#thought u meant steve minecraft for a second

mcsrcraftingbullshit

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libraford

Real talk, the reason we have pride festivals but not straight festivals is because a bunch of people get together year after year to throw a big party. And if you were also overcome by the desire to have a pretty good time, y'all could have nice things too.

cipheramnesia

I don't know what the specific terms are, but there's like one group of economists who are math nerds at heart, and they go "whoa, that's weird, I wonder why," and five years later publish a five hundred page thesis that's dense as a brick and says, "yeah man this is fucking unsustainable and is only going to get worse, however it looks like if we weren't putting 99.99% of all resources on earth into sustaining the lives of six people, we'd probably do okay," and no one reads it.

But there's some other group, and when they talk about economics they'll have a great, engaging tone with easy to follow graphs based on easy to locate data, with catchy titles and everything they write is like "not only is the economy getting better all the time, but it's the best it's ever been, and everyone is doing tremendously well, our system has never failed and never will, and looking at these figures we actually need to give even more resources to those six guys."

I think the second group should be put into a burlap sack and drowned.

lilyflxwers

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

#souther us 🫡#extremely so #sometimes its more present #i dont rlly show it when i type bc i dont like trying 2 type with an accent it js feels weird #like right there. “trying 2”? if i were speaking out loud that wouldve been tryna

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

I'm not a gatekeeper so yall. the best thrift stores are the ones that look bad. do not go to cool trendy thrift stores with hot alt twenty-something employees. (I mean you can if you want but enjoy paying $40 for a fuckass shirt.)

here's what you actually want in a thrift store:

in a rich town

run by a church

staffed exclusively by little old ladies

most of the clothes will be butt ugly. but they will also be 1) good quality and 2) cheap af. the 70 year olds running the shop think a thrifted shirt should be $3 and they are correct. everyone else shopping there is over the age of 45 so you won't have to throat punch any depop resellers over a cunty little top. you will get hyped up by old ladies and if you frequent the same shop they may start trying to set you up with their grandkids. everyone wins and who knows their grandkids might be hot.

#theres this old christian thrift store behind a boot store where i live and i got the cutest most lovely denim jacket for like $5 #i also got some nice books

animentality

beautifulterriblequeen

A sign to tap

grissomesque

"If you're still having fun in your 30s you're functionally brain damaged" sure is a take.

noxs-mun

Just because you want to be a soulless soot bag of a human doesn't mean you can just tell others they have to be that too Gregory!

Stars forbid someone does not want to be a dull husk of a human.

the-haiku-bot

Stars forbid someone

does not want to be a dull

husk of a human.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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masao-micchi

PLEASE MORE SWAP AU 🥺🥺🥺🥺

continuation to this HAHA

now with the eridians

that is most definitely grace lmao HAHA

my PHM art here

parakeet

just found out about this cute little birdy and i am in love

crowcryptid

awheckery

from the above-linked ebird.org:

Anis are bizarre, coal-black cuckoos with long floppy tails and unique, curiously tall, flattened bills. Groove-billed occurs in a variety of open and semi-open habitats in tropical lowlands and foothills, typically staying low in shrubs and grasses. Gregarious and not particularly graceful; usually seen crashing around awkwardly in small groups.

oh my god

roach-works

groove billed anis are a hilarious cuckoo situation where they ended up laying their eggs in one another’s nests instead of anyone else’s. they hang out together in groups of up to five pairs until a nest gets built (sometimes by committee, sometimes they just hang around hopefully until someone does it all on their own) then they start sneaking over and laying an egg in at a time. the females who lay for the first time will sometimes flip prior eggs out of the nest like ‘oh i KNOW this one isn’t mine! away it goes’ but eventually everyone’s laid a couple eggs in there and is stuck with the mutual hostage situation. then they take turns incubating until all the kids hatch and everyone pitches in on feeding them, because no one knows which of the kids are theirs so they all might as well.

they also like to do a team handshake where they clump up and mutually make a low bubbling noise together, to signal group affiliation. go team!

keeskiwi

Also their eggs are incredibly beautiful. They’re a very pretty blue color, but covered by a white chalky outer layer that is easily scratched off, so they end up in various stages of in-between.

defendglobe

project hail mary but grace's translation program uses that awful fucking default tiktok TTS voice for rocky instead.

#THIS IS UPSETTINGLY WELL EDITED

all-vampires-are-gay

Every glasses-related poll honestly needs to be separated into diopter ranges like wrestling weight classes bc every timeeeeee these +1.25 bitches are in the notes like "OMG why would you wear glasses in the shower!! why would you wear glasses having sex!!" because without them i am functionally blind. you may as well turn the lights off at that point bc i am feeling my way to the pussy like Velma. those are my eyes, bitch

#dude ive got a lazy + nearsightedness #i take my glasses off and im seeing TWO THINGS and aint NEITHER ONE OF EM clear

deepinourengines

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

#vsmp smajor ass response

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busket

I think a lot of yall will hear a trans person talking about a legitimate experience and respond like "uhh isnt that a terf talking point 🤨" without having the critical thought to know WHY its harmful when terfs talk about it.

like I just saw a transmasc who drew a short comic about reading BL as a teenager and thinking "wow I wish I was a gay man too" and growing up to be a trans man. and a reply said "isnt this a terf talking point"

no. its not. the terf talking point is that straight girls pretend to be gay men to fetishize them as a form of autoandrophilia. or that exposure to gay male relationships or trans men will groom little girls into wanting to be gay men. that is an extremely harmful view because it deligitimizes a trans man's existence. but plenty of trans men DO grow up reading MLM/gay media and BL and do grow attached to it, because they are seeing themselves. even before you know who you are, you will be drawn to who you want to be. transfem lesbians also become attached to WLW media before transition and are also treated like creeps and fetishists. but they are just young gay kids seeing their true selves reflected back at them. terfs see these kinds of common phenomena that happen all the time in the trans community and try to explain it away with bigotry and hateful stories. and then they talk about it so fucking much that it confuses people and before you know it you got trans people sharing their real lives and being accused of spreading terf talking points from people who never think about anything.

cabinette

I don't go to the bloodymary fandom but i imagine this is what their dynamic is like

#ur not far off #their dynamic can be whatever ur heart desires

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