shady

my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla

my parents got me the license plate icarla

so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd

and how it had this:

and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell

and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them 

and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner

…

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STOP BRINGING BEYONCE TO SPORTING EVENTS, BRUH!

SHE CLEARLY DOES NOT GIVE TWO FUCKS BOUT NERE SPORT OUTCHEA. 

SHE BE AT SOCCER GAMES LIKE …

SHE BE AT NBA GAMES LIKE …

SHE AT BOXING MATCHES LIKE ….