i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

I don’t get why people hate immigrants so much… Like they’re literally just… People… From another location….

My partner is an immigrant from the UK and still holds his citizenship. At a recent event, an acquaintance talked about how many “immigrants” get jobs over “Canadians” and they shouldn’t allowed to be management (which my partner is). My partner reaches across the table and goes “Hi, immigrant here!” and she goes “Oh I didn’t mean immigrants like you…” And you can so tell they just mean “brown people” or “Asian people” but they pretend it’s about jobs and shit.

That’s the same with my family. We were war immigrants from the soviet union and now live in Germany. Now the syrians are here because they also have war, and people keep asking me why I’m defending them so mercilessly. And when I tell them that my family (that is still alive) has gone through the same bullshit. But they insist that both scenarios are completely different. They’re not different, you’re just racist.

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

I am fucking crying

It’s the last few seconds that really got me crying from laughing so hard!

s/o to those friends that stick with you through your weird distant introvert/depression/anxiety mood swings y'all are the real mvp’s

June ✨

READ MAMA!

B O O M

End it all

LET IT DIE

What the fuck happened in 2006

You guys need to stop reeblogging beautiful vintage homes that are in Arkansas or whatever and are like 100K. I don’t care how beautiful and inxepensive they are. I’m not moving to Arkansas. 

She is so proud.

😂☺️