The Senoia Snitch

And we all know that Senoia is as southern as it gets round here.

Then make like Tiger Woods and Nike and just do her.

Get on that, friend. Get on that before I do and let's face it, who'd pick you over me?

So sweet that it makes me teeth ache. Course, toothaches never have really good endings.

Hmm, are we talking about how there appears to be two of them? As far as speculation goes, it's certainly going to be an interesting time for all the Thornes. 

Have you seen that face? You wouldn't have to pay me a cent. Better question, though, how much do you think she's paying him not to run away screaming?

Well...as it turns out, this heatwave can raise your temperature in more than one way. You see anythin' heatin' up and you come tell little 'ol me.

I think I'm in love.

Jealousy is not a good color on you, anon.

At least she's staying in the Carlyle family. Gotta get that inheritance somehow.

Wouldn't we all like to know. Wouldn't all of Senoia like to know?

God fucking bless. Looks like an even bigger storm is about to happen.

It's shocking that some people might find that shocking.

Are they a couple? And here I thought Roxie's little heart was sticking to Landry but there's nothing more fun to watch than a love triangle explode. And let's face it, most relationships in Senoia are ticking timebombs. Romantic or otherwise.

Mmm, this is more like it. You want to know what my favorite part about Beau is? His inability to keep friends. It makes for delicious confrontations.

Did you completely miss what I said? Try and be creative. I'm not here to spend time with such dull questions, I'm here for gossip and unless you have that, please take yourself to the nearest trash bin. 

Me, myself, and I. I know it's hard for the simpletons in this town but try and be creative, love.