I'm Commiting Verbal Murder

Whoever decided that 2019 was going to be the year of posting Golden Girls bits is a hero

i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that

also applies to “what are you depressed about” like binch????????? everything???? Nothing???? Who knows????? Never had a rational thought in my life

Best battle royale of the year

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

a stealth game where the hardmode is your character has to constantly be wearing the loudest flip flops ever 

This is to the counterpart to that ‘horror game where the only light is your light up shoes’ post.

Op’s suggestion is neat but a better one would be a stealth game where the hard mode is your character being dummy thiccccc, and the clap of their asscheeks keeps alerting the guards

I’m gonna end you with my own hands

Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

best 20 minutes of the year

does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

is this what rich people worry about lmao

who knew the sheriff of nottingham had a blog

How does someone read Robin Hood and miss the part where it’s set in feudal England. He stole from people who got their wealth by exploiting the poor, incidentally that’s all rich people to this very day.

Tune in next week when they tell you the story of Ebeneezer Scrooge, a benevolent job creator, harassed during his sleeping hours by the hellish socialist dead. 

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