angst city

Where’s the fuckin Pokemon go creepypasta. I’ll start. This app has lead me into a Cave. The walls closed in behind me. The app says there’s a Zubat. But. No matter where I point my phone there’s nothing there. But I can here it. Growing louder. The bat

i downloaded pokemon go and it said there was a new kind of pokemon called “hyperrealistic blood” in my basement so i ran downstairs and it was hyperrealistic blood

i tried to delete the app and blastoise came to my house and beat me up

its like. thats his truck and hes ordering from a drive through at 12am

chicken samwich and scratch my butt please.

when i was a freshman our RA’s name was Hunter but he was vegan so we ended up nicknaming him Gatherer and i still haven’t gotten over that lmao

During high school, some of us German students went on this exchange trip to Europe. One of the kids in our group was named Myles, and so we decided to call him Kilometers while we were staying in Europe

in my elementary school our PE teacher was mr. Schwartz, when it was cold out he’d wear pants so we called him mr. pants.

In college we had three Andrews who lived in a four-person suite with the last names Taylor, Hunter, and Farmer.  Their other roommate wasn’t an Andrew but we decided he was Andrew Smith so they had a self-sustaining village.

what happened in january of 1950 that several states decided to demand ghost rights

This kills me every single fucking time

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

LMAOOOOOOO

It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

who failed yall?

IM SCREAMING

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

happy New year’s eve

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

Reblogging for the last one😂

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

what the actual fuck is happening

that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression

transition from one to the other is considered “getting better”

Some positivity for your day

This is my proof that there are still good people in the world.

Feeling a crunch in a non-crunchy food is one of the single most terrifying experiences a human can face while eating

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS