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Salem: Do you know where I could get one of those gold necklace with a “t” on it?

Bellator: That’s a cross.

Salem: A cross from where?

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Xinthkara: It’s me, girl, I’m the PS5

Speaking to you inside your brain

Listen to me, girl,

Leave your party, we don’t need them

Come with me and play my game

We’ll have cowboy times in space,

Doo-doo-doo-doo, yeah

You need me girl, your free will is an illusio-

#incorrect larian's folly quotes #salem #Xinthkara #a very different warlock patron dynamic #source: tiktok

Falomir: Hey bro what do you want to eat?

Xinthkara: Knowledgeeeeeeee.

Castellan: A Bagel.

Xinthkara: No!

Castellan: Two Bagels.

#incorrect larian's folly quotes #source: vine #falomir #castellan #the final straw that broke his skull :(

Salem, opening a Capri sun: Guess I’ll drink my sorrows away.

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Aurak: You read my diary?

Rakari: Well at first I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very mean handwritten book.

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Salem: Welp, Izle is late again.

Falomir: How did this happen? I called her at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Rakari: I printed up that fake schedule for her saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Aurak: I set her clock to say PM instead of AM.

Salem: Oh gosh, we may have over done it.

Izle, bursting through the door: WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT?

#incorrect larian's folly quotes #falomir #salem #izle #aurak #rakari #source: 30 rock

Rakari: I can excuse Slavery but I draw the line at Murder.

Falomir: You can excuse Slavery???

#incorrect larian's folly quotes #rakari #falomir #source: community

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Falomir: So…who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Aurak: I did! I broke it.

Falomir: No you didn’t. Rakari?

Rakari: Don’t look at me! Look at Cas.

Cas: What? I didn’t break it.

Rakari: Huh, that’s weird. How did you know it was broken?

Cas: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Rakari:…Suspicious.

Cas: No it’s not!

Adrovitch: If it matters-probably not-but… Salem was the last one to use it.

Salem: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Adrovitch: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Salem: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Old Man!

Aurak: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it. Let me pay for it, Falomir.

Falomir: No! Who broke it?!

Cas: Falomir… Izle’s been awfully quiet-

Izle: Really?!

*Arguments ensues amongst the party while Falomir goes into the halls.*

Falomir: I broke it. It burned my hand so I had punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig’s head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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