Uncharted 2 Sentence Meme
Feel free to change names/pronouns as you see fit!
“It sounds like you’re working for a nutcase.”
“So… we’re dicking this guy over, right?”
“I don’t fumble, I improvise.”
“I pick more than my nose, my friend.”
“Relax, Gandhi, they’re tranquilizer guns.”
“Appreciate that update, Captain Obvious.”
“All right, no more donuts for you.”
“I’m sorry, do you have a plan to go with that grenade?”
“I swear to God if there’s a zombie around the corner…”
“Power is precisely the problem.”
“I hope I live to regret this.”
“That’s impossible to… oh, you did it. Nice.”
“These are snow boots not track shoes!”
“Yeah I still don’t speak that.”
“I’m never crossing a bridge with you again.”
“You were right. Everything you touch does turn to shit.”
“He believed it. That’s enough for me.”
“Pull the trigger, little one. See how long you live.”
“Compassion is the enemy. Mercy defeats us.”
“You, asswipe. Give me your lighter.”
“Oh look, it’s a life-size statue of your ego.”
“Do me a favor and shoot my ears off, will you?”
“What are we, grinding wheat? What is this?”
“Listen sunshine, the world doesn’t care.”
“You’re crazy, but let’s go save your bloody world.”
“Sorry love, this isn’t a movie.”
“You’re not the plucky heroine who reforms the villain and saves the day.”
“Don’t you dare take on this stupid crusade.”
“This is suicide and you know it.”
“Sorry pal, you’re not my type.”
“You think I am a monster, but you are no different from me.”
“Why does this shit happen to me?”
“It’s been a long, strange trip hasn’t it?”
“You know, you should play the hero more often. It suits you.”
“Admit it, you’re gonna miss this ass.”
“I’m not stubborn, I’m just restless.”
“On a scale of one to ten, how scared were you I was gonna die?”
“You were unconscious and it was raining.”
“I kept your tears in a jar. I have proof.”
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