Selfies With Stiffs

WORD!

LOVE the corpse's hair

While I applaud the concept, the lack of rotting flesh is a buzz kill

My next gift, please.

I love this because in my mind, the logic behind it is that the edibles will be so delicious that bugs and worms will eat that before the casket. Which is so fucking stupid and fabulous.

Rock on beautiful babies.

Yes, it's quite clear that you loved her dearly. I'm guessing that after make-up was applied, at least 3-4 pictures were taken before a solid pic was "Instagram" ready.

A gift that needs no introduction.

Finally, Barbie is where she should be, in a coffin.

This is so bad ass; a toy fighting his way out of his plot, surrounded by all his toy friends.

Marilyn Monroe has a verified Twitter account with over 180K followers. How did they verify her account, she’s been dead for 52 years! Did they dig her up and live poke her or keep it virtual with a Facebook poke to ask if she wanted to be on Twitter? She’s even running contests on Facebook via Instagram for products endorsed by her dead self. 

While seeing dead children is horrifying on every level, 18th century postmortem photography has always intrigued me.

I love how intact the suit is. Obviously, he had broad shoulders. Great looking skull.

So, let's break this down...

A gust of wind uprooted cement and the cement pole attached to it?

He dove into the pole penis first and missed?

A cow tipped the pole over?