seeping brain fluids

welcome to my blog im annoying

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.

So the vehicle version of you?

I am not as big

Bro is petite

I am not 4 tons

Bro is tiny.

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

when you start reading again and it's like oh. oh . the sun actually does still shine.

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at

be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

i can't seem to find my baby

you ever crave something you can't have? ssssshut up about your ex i mean i want grilled cheese but im scared of the stove