I wanna Adam and the Giant Apple myself into one of these things so fucking bad dude
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I wanna Adam and the Giant Apple myself into one of these things so fucking bad dude

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Do you ever love a food so much you just wanna crawl inside one like a little worm and eat it for the rest of your tiny life
Treating myself to some figs tonight if anyone cares…
Do you ever love a food so much you just wanna crawl inside one like a little worm and eat it for the rest of your tiny life
How's it been with your headaches?
You know I haven't actually had one in a while
I think that esoteric little shit forgot about me
Damn bro, it just out in the world now.
imagine if your belt came unbuckled and you got pantsed by gravity in front of everyone you know. now imagine if that happened while you were traveling at like 300mph and the pants also caused a major traffic accident in which a dear friend's vehicle got totaled, and also your pants were destroyed in said accident and you had to scramble to cover yourself. it's a life or death situation btw like someone is shooting at you while this is happening. ok NOW imagine that this incident is a point of contention among you and all your closest friends for YEEEAAARSS before everyone finally agrees that we're better off moving on and let's just not mention it anymore, thank the gods, your dignity finally gets a chance to recover, you can redeem yourself in the eyes of your peers, life is good.
and then imagine you find out that a complete stranger caught the most humiliating thing thats ever happened to you in your whole life on video and has been passing it around to laugh at with THEIR friends all this time, then decides to tell the entire internet about it on a random thursday afternoon, and now everyone is laughing about it again, including several people who weren't there for it and didn't know it happened and might have actually respected you a little bit before they found out about all this just now.
-_-
HEY That footage is Top Secret Scaldra Intel, I’ll have you know
I’m considered to be HONORED to have the clearance to know this
gods help you if i ever find any dirt on you that could possibly compete with this
Yeah good luck with that Willy Waver

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Damn bro, it just out in the world now.
imagine if your belt came unbuckled and you got pantsed by gravity in front of everyone you know. now imagine if that happened while you were traveling at like 300mph and the pants also caused a major traffic accident in which a dear friend's vehicle got totaled, and also your pants were destroyed in said accident and you had to scramble to cover yourself. it's a life or death situation btw like someone is shooting at you while this is happening. ok NOW imagine that this incident is a point of contention among you and all your closest friends for YEEEAAARSS before everyone finally agrees that we're better off moving on and let's just not mention it anymore, thank the gods, your dignity finally gets a chance to recover, you can redeem yourself in the eyes of your peers, life is good.
and then imagine you find out that a complete stranger caught the most humiliating thing thats ever happened to you in your whole life on video and has been passing it around to laugh at with THEIR friends all this time, then decides to tell the entire internet about it on a random thursday afternoon, and now everyone is laughing about it again, including several people who weren't there for it and didn't know it happened and might have actually respected you a little bit before they found out about all this just now.
-_-
HEY That footage is Top Secret Scaldra Intel, I’ll have you know
I’m considered to be HONORED to have the clearance to know this
Damn, what did our boy Amir do?
His penis armor came off and it just flopped right out :/
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP THAT DIDNT HAPPEN SHES LYING
It did and it's in Scaldra high security storage right now on VHS
THIRTY FIVE?!??!??!!!?!!
You can't even hack in and delete it That shit's physical
STOP RUBBING IT IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just letting you know!!!! Damn!!! Don't shoot the messenger, bitch!!!
Damn, what did our boy Amir do?
His penis armor came off and it just flopped right out :/
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP THAT DIDNT HAPPEN SHES LYING
It did and it's in Scaldra high security storage right now on VHS
THIRTY FIVE?!??!??!!!?!!
You can't even hack in and delete it That shit's physical
Damn, what did our boy Amir do?
His penis armor came off and it just flopped right out :/
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP THAT DIDNT HAPPEN SHES LYING
It did and it's in Scaldra high security storage right now on VHS
Damn, what did our boy Amir do?
His penis armor came off and it just flopped right out :/

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What’s worse: Flare’s dossier having “suspected homosexual” in it or Amir’s saying he’s wanted for indecent exposure
So who’s the pink lady
Do you people tell your Scaldra fucking anything anymore
i like how you say “our scaldra” like you two are stray cats we’ve taken in
Well what else is this relationship????????
Am I not the feral on your doorstep clawing to get in Like you guys literally stole Chris
pretty sure it doesn’t count as stealing if he wants to be here
There are some purists in Scaldra that would consider it Stealing even if he consented
Do you people tell your Scaldra fucking anything anymore
i like how you say “our scaldra” like you two are stray cats we’ve taken in
Well what else is this relationship????????
Am I not the feral on your doorstep clawing to get in Like you guys literally stole Chris
What kind of psycho fucking demon magic runs your comms anyways Why did literally none of the combos I run turn up anything Why did it take Flare crawling back into my DMs to get back in the loop with you people

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Do you people tell your Scaldra fucking anything anymore
I need a fucking vacation